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OTP'd adj. Too drunk to keep a secret key the same length as the message, especially by morning. Sadra was OTP'd, sending a private apology in fragments that no longer matched the intended message. OTPROM'd adj. Having drunk enough to become permanently readable but no longer writable by the morning after. Kasher was OTPROM'd, recalling the toast perfectly but unable to contribute to breakfast. OTR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to provide running commentary on the pub as though broadcasting from a wireless set. Cogan got OTR'd and announced each dart with solemn wireless authority. OTS'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken the kitchen, the sofa, and the water glass for opportunities to see what happens. Parie was OTS'd and inspected the fridge repeatedly without taking anything from it. OTSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who must explain, in court-like detail, why the floor keeps moving. Tacory was OTSC'd beside the stairs, presenting evidence that the carpet had shifted. OTU'd adj. Slowed by drink to the terminal stage of classification, where further descent into particulars is unnecessary. Myalin got OTU'd and classified every person present as a separate biological unit. OTW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the evening has ended in a victory for everyone present. Hufsah was OTW'd and congratulated the entire table on reaching the taxi rank. OUI'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one device from another by its assigned identifier. Marteisha became OUI'd and addressed the printer as though it were a network appliance. OV'd adj. Having drunk more than the vehicle can safely carry, while continuing to volunteer for transport. Aiyani went OV'd and declared herself entirely roadworthy from the floor. OVA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the evening to continue in a shorter, stranger format. Yabdiel was OVA'd before the meal arrived and summarised the whole evening in gestures. OVF'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening will not fit inside any available container. Lyanna was OVF'd, and Kadee had to distribute her handbag, coat, and explanations among three taxis. OVI'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken the driver's seat for the natural continuation of last orders. Esamae was OVI'd in the passenger queue, reaching for keys that had wisely been taken away. OVT'd adj. Of a drinker who has released the evening into the bloodstream and is still carrying its effects at breakfast. Evangelita was OVT'd, moving slowly while last night's decisions multiplied in the kitchen. OVV'd adj. Drunk and optically violent enough to make the pub's brightest lager seem astronomically significant. Guisela was OVV'd, staring at the brightest lamp as though it had acquired a quasar. OWD'd adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to descend into any conversation, regardless of depth or warning. Arijus was OWD'd and entered the garden pond discussion without checking whether it was literal. OWF'd adj. Drunk enough to produce a one-way explanation of the morning: everything proceeds towards bed. Ephron was OWF'd, with every route through the kitchen ending at the sofa.