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oil rigged adj. Sufficiently drunk to erect elaborate machinery for extracting a point that was not there. Jansyn became oil rigged and installed a complicated argument beneath a simple question. oil sanded adj. Having drunk enough to become a loose, adhesive mass in which every proposal gets stuck. Soni went oil sanded and absorbed the table's least practical suggestion. oil shaled adj. You have drunk enough to generate ambitious fuel from compressed layers of old conversation. Layla got oil shaled and treated the family's archived grievances as a renewable resource. oil slicked adj. You are drunk and spreading a bright, treacherous film across every previously navigable discussion. Lafeyette went oil slicked and made the route home hazardous with confident suggestions. oil spilled adj. Of a drinker: escaped from containment, usually towards the nearest gathering and without a recovery plan. Mortez went oil spilled and crossed the room in a broad, unplanned movement. oil spotted adj. Of a drinker who has distributed small, unmistakable signs of poor judgement across the evening. Shamyah got oil spotted, leaving a trail of bold purchases and unfinished explanations. oil stoved adj. A drinker who burns steadily, warmly and with insufficient regard for what the fuel is doing. Navraj went oil stoved and heated the debate until the surrounding friendships retreated. oil swishinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every remedy is administered by vigorous movement of the mouth. Auryanna got oil swishinged and attempted to cure the evening between two songs. oil tankered adj. The state of being drunk and transporting a substantial cargo of confidence through narrow social waters. Britian went oil tankered and attempted to carry the whole party home in one speech. oil terminaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has stored several rounds and now dispatches them without inspection. Jerikah became oil terminaled and released a sequence of messages to every former colleague. oil tested adj. The drunkenness of one who determines the explosive temperature of a remark by releasing it publicly. Aijahlon got oil tested and discovered the dinner had a surprisingly low ignition point. oil tycooned adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor success as evidence of personal dominion over resources. Keemo went oil tycooned and offered to purchase the restaurant's naming rights. oil welled adj. Softened by drink into a deep source from which assurances are pumped without limit. Supreet got oil welled and supplied reassurance to strangers until the bar closed. oil-canninged adj. Loosened by drink into a shallow buckling under pressure, particularly whenever asked a straightforward question. Almeer got oil-canninged and visibly buckled when the host asked about his plans. oil-diggered adj. Sufficiently drunk to burrow into the sofa cushions, seeking warmth and something worth finding. Takiyla spent the evening oil-diggered, searching beneath the cushions for the missing remote. oil-downed adj. Having drunk enough to require a full-body application of the evening's remaining moisturiser. Skylah became oil-downed on the sofa and declined to move until properly moisturised.