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OWI'd adj. You are drunk and treating the shortest journey home as though it required official documentation. Cleopatra woke OWI'd, unable to explain the parked bicycle or the receipt for petrol. OWL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing elaborate inferences from the crumbs on the worktop. Saleth got OWL'd and inferred a midnight sandwich from three crumbs and a knife. OWO'd adj. Describing a drinker who offers the most intimate form of conversation while observing no practical precautions. Mizael got OWO'd and began confiding in the barman at exceptionally close range. OZ'd (/oʊ ziːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an ounce sounds like a reasonable measure for a nightcap. Vernest was OZ'd and ordered a nightcap by a unit better suited to contraband. Oahuaned adj. Drunk beyond recognising where you are, while remaining certain the next round is nearby. Kellsie was Oahuaned and confidently asked the Birmingham barman where the surfboard rack was. Oakboyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every charge at the bar feel like an intolerable levy. Temarion was Oakboyed and inspected the bar bill as though it were an historic grievance. Oakeshottianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub custom becomes a theory of civil association. Haajarah was Oakeshottianed and explained why rounds require tacit knowledge rather than legislation. Oaklandered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary bar crawl into a civic exploration of every district in memory. Cherese was Oaklandered and mapped the pub's corridors as though they were an unfamiliar metropolis. Oasisamericanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the dry patch between rounds as a historical region requiring excavation. Cooledge was Oasisamericanned and searched the empty crisp bowl for evidence of former abundance. Oaxaca mud turtled (/wəˈhæ.kə mʌd ˈtɝtl̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating into a shell whenever the landlord approaches. Elbert was Oaxaca mud turtled beneath his coat, emerging only when someone mentioned taxis. Oaxacaed (/wəˈhæ.kəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and stretched into a stringy, semihard agreement with the cheeseboard. Vaso was Oaxacaed, pulling the cheese across the table while maintaining a serious conversation. Oaxacanned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening in a soft, pale coil from one round to the next. Atrice was Oaxacanned, drawing the conversation out in long loops beside the bar. ObGyned adj. Drunk in a way that makes professional obstetric confidence seem applicable to every domestic difficulty. Dorthe became ObGyned and proposed monitoring the kettle's progress by trimester. Obama Phoned adj. Too drunk to tell whether the ringing handset belongs to you, the landlord or the previous decade. Deizel was Obama Phoned and answered the pub telephone by giving a speech about signal strength. Obama maniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an admiration which has reached the level of ceremonial applause. Lorree became Obama maniaed and applauded the announcement of last orders. Obama phoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a basic mobile telephone as an emergency public service. Milina was Obama phoned and offered her handset to everyone waiting for a taxi.