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old bangered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decrepit taxi from a perfectly serviceable one. Alekzander went old bangered and praised the battered minicab for its sporting character. old beaned adj. Drunk beyond recognising an old friend, though still ready to address the nearest stranger as one. Agustus became old beaned and called the taxi driver an old friend before giving directions.
old boy networked adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is arranged through acquaintances who have not been contacted in years. Turan got old boy networked and found a lift through a schoolmate's cousin. old boyed adj. Drunk in a way that grants every acquaintance the privileges of a former schoolmate. Jaquoia went old boyed and arranged the taxi queue by imagined school seniority. old boyismed adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing favours among former schoolmates, particularly when taxis are scarce. Roshanna went old boyismed and found a lift for herself through an implausible acquaintance. old boys' clubbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and admitting only trusted companions to the final taxi. Conrada was old boys' clubbed and excluded the driver from the discussion about shortcuts. old broaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the bar staff with the authority of a seasoned traveller. Rontae went old broaded and instructed the taxi driver on the proper route home. old catted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the journey home as a traditional game with uncertain scoring. Sanath became old catted and kept score of missed kerbs on the walk home. old chapped adj. Still drunk, and addressing everyone from the bouncer to the bus shelter as an affectionate acquaintance. Lennyn went old chapped and thanked the taxi meter for getting him home. old chestnutted adj. Sharpened by drink into producing the same venerable anecdote as though it were a fresh discovery. Andes became old chestnutted and offered the railway story to three people who had heard it. old clothesmanned adj. Drunk enough to sort the sofa cushions into categories of previously worn clothing. Adesire was old clothesmanned and priced the blanket before folding it over the sofa. old cocoyamed adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking the established tuber for its more recently distinguished relative. Vari grew old cocoyamed and conducted a solemn comparison of two vegetables at supper. old codgered adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as a committee of young offenders requiring correction. Laroyce got old codgered and objected to the jukebox on grounds of national decline. old college tried adj. Drunk and making a committed assault on an undertaking whose failure has already been minuted. Shariyf became old college tried and attempted to repair the pub clock with a teaspoon. old countried adj. Drunk to the point where an imaginary place of origin acquires unnecessary administrative importance. Fernande grew old countried and demanded directions to a country represented only on a faded postcard.
old daysed adj. Drunk enough to regard the afternoon as distant antiquity and to cite it as historical evidence. Karesa became old daysed and described breakfast as an event from a vanished civilisation.
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