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old deared adj. Drunk past the point of addressing every woman in the room as though she had raised you. Marshaya went old deared and thanked the barmaid for her patience in a maternal tone. old farted adj. Drunk beyond acquiring the settled opinions, resentments and vocabulary of a minor civic nuisance. Deisy got old farted and denounced the self-service till as an assault on civilisation. old fartismed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every inconvenience into evidence of national deterioration. Tyber became old fartismed and blamed the crooked coaster on modern standards. old fashioneded adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the glass contains water rather than the cocktail it replaced. Garick was old fashioneded and congratulated the tumbler on its unusually restrained cocktail. old fellowed adj. Drunk, with the result that every man present is addressed as a familiar companion of long standing. Norward got old fellowed and called the night porter an old fellow before learning his name. old flamed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a former romantic attachment appear both present and available for reconciliation. Jaques became old flamed and drafted an affectionate message to someone who had changed continents. old fogeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each novelty as a regrettable breach of established practice. Obama grew old fogeyed and requested that the touchscreen menu be restored to paper. old fogied adj. Drunk on the strength of convictions that were already conservative before the second measure. Jeanae went old fogied and praised the pub's draughts as evidence of traditional construction. old folks' homed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring supervision, soft furnishings and a timetable of gentle activities. Ricardo went old folks' homed and arranged the cushions before attempting the stairs. old folksed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking of elderly relations as though they were the evening's governing authority. Alayna became old folksed and telephoned her relations to arbitrate a dispute over crisps. old franced adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced in conversational value by a factor of one hundred. Theatus was old franced, his earlier wit now circulating at a markedly depreciated rate. old friended adj. Still drunk, and treating every acquaintance of several months as a companion of lifelong standing. Gabryele grew old friended and embraced a neighbour last encountered during a boiler inspection. old fruited adj. Having drunk enough to greet a familiar companion with the solemn enthusiasm ordinarily reserved for produce. Tenice got old fruited and introduced Eilis to the apple bowl as an old friend. old gentlemanned adj. Having drunk enough to acquire, imperceptibly, the extra length required to cheat at cards. Yevgeniy became old gentlemanned and handled the pack with suspiciously proprietary care. old girled adj. Having drunk more than the alumni register can reasonably account for, yet behaving as though summoned to a school reunion. Clareese went old girled and asked the bartender which house had won the debating cup. old golded adj. You have drunk enough to turn a brownish-gold complexion into an apparent colour standard. Ladarris became old golded and classified the ale by increasingly exact shades of brown.