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old peopled adj. Drunk beyond the reach of the present evening, and answering questions nobody in the room has asked yet. Knight got old peopled and began distributing advice the occasion had not called for. old ralled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical term from an invitation, or an invitation from a decision. Yacov went old ralled and confidently accepted the pharmacist's advice as a pub recommendation.
old regimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to restore a vanished order of government before ordering another round. Moise became old regimed and appointed himself minister of the corner table. old rosed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a faded pink for authority and issue instructions accordingly. Lucien got old rosed and directed the lights towards the palest wall. old salted adj. Having drunk more than a seasoned sailor, and now offering forthright guidance on navigation. Kaedynn went old salted and attempted to steer the taxi from the back seat. old sawed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every overused saying for a newly discovered principle. Alyese got old sawed and explained the evening entirely through proverbs of her own selection. old schooled (/ˈəʊl(d)skuːld/) adj. You are drunk and defending obsolete methods with the confidence of someone who invented them. Liem got old schooled and demonstrated an unnecessary shortcut using a folded beer mat. old schoolered (/ˌəʊl(d)ˌskuːləd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken stubborn tradition for evidence, and evidence for permission. Betselot got old schoolered and insisted the ancient pub rule applied to the cashpoint. old shoed adj. Describing a drinker who entrusts each reckless decision to whoever feels most comfortably familiar. Horeb went old shoed and followed a stranger home because he resembled an old neighbour. old sighted adj. A drinker who confidently reads the nearest large shape as the correct destination. Ethan-john got old sighted and waved at a bus displaying no route number. old skooled (/ˈəʊl(d)skuːld/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating dated music and dated decisions as proof of superior judgement. Azena went old skooled and selected music nobody had requested, then defended every track. old sodded adj. The state of being drunk and treating every bystander as a fellow in need of firm advice. Lanikki went old sodded and corrected three strangers on the proper use of the pavement. old soldiered adj. The condition of a drinker who advances through bad ideas with the calm persistence of long service. Georgiann got old soldiered and marched past the taxi rank towards a destination she had forgotten. old songed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently spends time and money on things that amount to nothing. Hani went old songed and bought a round for people who had already left. old souled adj. Reduced by drink to an apparently returning spirit with unfinished business and poor directions. Loletia got old souled and introduced herself to the landlord as a former tenant.
old sourdoughed adj. Softened by drink into a permanent resident of whichever corner currently contains a chair. Moeko went old sourdoughed and announced that the corner table was now her territory.
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