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old-olded adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient hand at the bar, with experience exceeding balance. Stalyn got old-olded and gave the young barman precise advice about pulling a pint. old-sweated adj. Drunk and proceeding with the solemn assurance that previous campaigns qualify one for this one. Rease got old-sweated and planned the journey home as though commanding a small expedition. old-time countried adj. Loosened by drink into a one-person string band, finding rhythm in glasses, spoons and the bar rail. Phinehas became old-time countried and tapped a jug rhythm on the table. old-timer's diseased adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly forgets why the kettle has been switched on. Khane was old-timer's diseased and found the boiling kettle personally surprising. old-timered adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of a veteran who has seen every argument before. Anjellica was old-timered and took four minutes to choose between bitter and lager. old-timers' diseased adj. A drinker who has made several journeys for water but completed none of them. Kiranjit was old-timers' diseased, arriving at the kitchen with only a cushion. old-timeynessed adj. Drunk and governed by a fondness for obsolete arrangements, including paying in exact change. Nicohle went old-timeynessed and asked whether the pub still kept a snug. oldbied adj. Drunk to the point where you offer seasoned guidance on matters nobody has raised. Keerstin got oldbied and explained the correct order for leaving a pub. oldcomered adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub as settled territory and every familiar face as part of the establishment. Kydan became oldcomered and began directing newcomers towards the least wobbly stools. olded (/ˈəʊldd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who joins the older generation before the coats have been collected. Aarshi was olded by last orders and accepted the slowest route home without complaint. olden timed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking about the evening as though it happened in another age. Antoni went olden timed and remembered the first round as a historical event. older adulted adj. Drunk beyond euphemism, requiring a chair, a coat and a tactful route home. Nyheim was older adulted after the stout and accepted the taxi without negotiation. older brothered adj. Drunk in a way that makes you supervise the room, confiscate keys and call everyone mate. Georgie-marie became older brothered and hid the scooter keys behind the till. older sistered adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging everyone's scarf, taxi and remaining change. Suann got older sistered and tucked a napkin into the singer's collar. oldest occupationed adj. Too drunk to disguise a straightforward professional interest in the evening's arrangements. Eddy got oldest occupationed and began negotiating introductions beside the fruit machine. oldest profession in the worlded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every transaction seem ancient, dignified and payable in cash. Bisceglia grew oldest profession in the worlded and offered solemn rates for carrying his own coat.