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O'odhamed (/ɔʔɔˈtamd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently claims ancestral expertise in a matter nobody has raised. Lea-kim got O'odhamed and began correcting the map despite having not seen the country before. O-Chemmed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently converts every household object into an organic chemistry demonstration. Caroyl grew O-Chemmed and identified the pub carpet as an unstable carbon framework. O-Weeked adj. Describing a drinker who has treated the first week of introductions as permission to miss the last train home. Jewellene was O-Weeked by Wednesday, introducing herself again while searching for her coat. O-chemmed (/ˈoʊ.kɛmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who sees carbon skeletons everywhere and believes this constitutes practical assistance. Yesena became O-chemmed and diagrammed the lemon before anyone could order another drink. O-levelled adj. Loosened by drink into treating a dated examination as sufficient preparation for any professional decision. Snayder became O-levelled and confidently diagnosed the boiler from a remembered school lesson. O-locked adj. Emboldened by drink to secure the wrong wheel and regard the resulting immobility as security. Isidro got O-locked and fastened the trolley to the bicycle, pleased with the anti-theft arrangement. O-ringed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, circular seal of agreement from which no useful progress follows. Nova-grace became O-ringed and spent ten minutes closing the discussion without deciding anything. O-shotted adj. Of a drinker: briefly convinced that a glass of water has improved every intimate prospect. Allesandra got O-shotted and recommended hydration to everyone within reach. OAB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a bladder that has ceased to regard storage as binding. Ziza was OAB'd and revisited the lavatory before the toast had finished. OAC'd adj. Having drunk enough to discuss blood-thinning medication while passing round the salted peanuts. Azarius was OAC'd, explaining tablets to the barman between mouthfuls of pork scratchings. OADM'd adj. Still drunk, and adding some remarks while quietly dropping others. Lee-jay was OADM'd, introducing fresh subjects while removing the inconvenient details. OAE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening crossing Antarctica without leaving the bar. Khuong went OAE'd and described the walk to the taxi as an expedition. OAG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you issue authoritative opinions on matters nobody has referred to you. Ilirida got OAG'd and ruled that the crisps constituted a matter of public importance. OAL'd adj. Having drunk more than your other half can plausibly attribute to an unfortunate airline delay. Verdonna was OAL'd, leaving Naiden to explain that the missed flight was entirely metaphorical. OAMC'd adj. Having drunk more than monthly cooking permits, and now preparing tomorrow's meals with solemn impracticality. Nikhil became OAMC'd and portioned crisps into containers for the next several weeks. OAP'd adj. Drunk enough to require an orthogonal array of cushions, tablets and carefully placed water. Deetta was OAP'd by nine, arranged among cushions with supplies at right angles.