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oligodinucleotided adj. Drunk, with the result that each small domestic unit arrives in pairs: cushions, socks, glasses and instructions. Given became oligodinucleotided and requested two cushions, two socks and one glass of water. oligodioled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you protected by two layers of household chemistry: drink and a blanket. Jaiah was oligodioled, wrapped in a blanket and chemically committed to the sofa. oligodipsiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of having no desire for water, despite keeping a glass beside the sofa. Akwasi was oligodipsiaed, regarding the offered water as decorative but sensibly keeping it near. oligodontiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of having left several teeth, and much of the evening's supper, behind. Trineka became oligodontiaed and inspected the kitchen floor for missing portions of supper. oligoduplexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become two-sided, repeating the same point from opposite ends of the bar. Dijone spent the evening oligoduplexed, agreeing with both sides of an argument over pork scratchings. oligodynamicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired disproportionate influence from a small amount of mineral-rich refreshment. Shannia grew oligodynamicsed after the landlord's salted peanuts and began directing traffic near the snug. oligoed (/ˈɒlɪɡəʊd/) adj. You are drunk and speaking in short molecular chains rather than complete propositions. Colicia grew oligoed and reduced her account of the evening to several linked fragments. oligoelectrolyted adj. Reduced by drink to a conducting solution of few, highly mobile opinions. Zosha became oligoelectrolyted and carried three separate conversations across the bar at once. oligoelemented adj. Softened by drink into a trace presence: barely noticed, yet detectable in every part of the pub. Jeannifer was oligoelemented by closing time, faintly present at the bar, the door and the dartboard. oligoendopeptidased adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who cuts small conversations neatly in the middle. Mykael got oligoendopeptidased and split every chat at the bar into shorter pieces. oligoened adj. Loosened by drink into several linked but wandering trains of thought. Chelssie went oligoened after the second round, joining one anecdote to the next without a visible break. oligoepilepsied adj. Emboldened by drink to suffer only occasional, highly localised fits of certainty. Mercides became oligoepilepsied, interrupting the quiz team only for brief attacks of confidence. oligoestered adj. Slowed by drink to a short repeating chain of actions: sip, nod, forget, repeat. Esthefani was oligoestered at the bar, repeating the same small sequence whenever served. oligoethered adj. Drunk and loosely linked to the room, drifting from one conversation to another by association. Bard was oligoethered, passing from the barmaid's story to the fruit machine without a joining sentence. oligoethylened adj. Drunk to the point where every thought is separated from the next by a small, recurring pause. Nataile was oligoethylened, inserting the same thoughtful silence between every word at the bar. oligofectamined adj. Drunk enough to introduce every small idea into the conversation, whether invited or not. Kordale got oligofectamined and inserted minor observations into every table's discussion.