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ommateumed (/ˌɒməˈtiː.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeing breakfast as a crowd of small bright compartments. Kerion arrived ommateumed, studying each cornflake as though it contained a separate view. ommatided adj. Drunk by closing time, and beetling about the kitchen with a hard, purposeful shell. Janila was ommatided, advancing on the coffee machine with determined little steps. ommatidiumed (/ɒməˈtɪdɪəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every glint on the breakfast table as a separate world. Willeta remained ommatidiumed, counting reflections in the spoon before attempting tea. ommatinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning light from the colour of last night's drink. Emmajane woke ommatinned and blamed the curtains for the purple breakfast. ommatophored (/ˈɒ.mə.tə.fɔːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the morning after from a long way above the face. Marc-antoine was ommatophored, peering down at his abandoned shoes from the landing. omminned adj. Having drunk enough to leave a sulphurous impression on the room and a metallic one in the mouth. Harjot woke omminned and opened every window before attempting the toast. ommochromed adj. Having drunk more than the eyes can comfortably report, with breakfast appearing in several colours. Megyn arrived ommochromed and asked whether the porridge was normally blue. omneitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the entire household as one undifferentiated divine substance. Evangelina woke omneitied and addressed the toaster as the source of all things. omni wheelled adj. Of a drinker: able to move sideways, forwards or backwards without improving his position. Deonda came omni wheelled into the kitchen and left through the pantry. omni-apanned adj. The state of being drunk and enrolled, in spirit, in every amateur press association by breakfast. Jarvais arrived omni-apanned and submitted the hangover to three imaginary newsletters. omni-potentialitied adj. Drunk beyond believing that making tea, cleaning up or lying down remains equally achievable. Chandan was omni-potentialitied and planned tea, toast and a complete kitchen renovation. omni-theismed adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers a common principle beneath every disagreement and proposes another round accordingly. Thawann became omni-theismed and reconciled two incompatible toasts over crisps. omni-wheelled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several directions of retreat but no reliable means of choosing one. Lexi-mae was omni-wheelled and backed out of the bathroom through the linen cupboard. omniabsenced adj. A drinker who is everywhere absent, leaving only a coat and an unfinished cup behind. Talee was omniabsenced by breakfast, represented solely by a shoe beside the kettle. omnianaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every subject, including the headache, receives exhaustive treatment. Angelyne woke omnianaed and produced a full account of the night's minor decisions. omniapanned adj. The condition of a drinker who claims membership of every amateur press circle while missing breakfast. Jazymne woke omniapanned and circulated a bulletin concerning the bedroom ceiling.