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omniarched (/ˈɒmnɪəkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts to govern the whole morning from beneath a blanket. Tecoa was omniarched, issuing household decrees without leaving the sofa. omnibearinged adj. Reduced by drink to following every available radio direction, none of which leads towards home. Maho came omnibearinged, taking bearings from the microwave and missing the bedroom. omnibenevolenced adj. Softened by drink into forgiving everyone, including the person who finished the coffee. Dayveion woke omnibenevolenced and pardoned the empty biscuit tin. omnibenthivored adj. Sharpened by drink into scavenging every edible thing from beneath the furniture. Dhamani was omnibenthivored, recovering crisps from beneath the breakfast chair. omniboxed adj. Loosened by drink into entering every command imaginable into the browser's address bar. Chyrell woke omniboxed and searched the internet by typing instructions to the browser. omnibuildinged adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the entire morning-after arrangement as a structure one could personally enlarge. Kentravius woke omnibuildinged and began adding chairs to the kitchen. omnibus boxed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the stage-level box as the safest route into the performance. Tyashia, thoroughly omnibus boxed, climbed into the theatre box and waited for her cue. omnibus progressioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct every disagreement in two opposing half-steps. Angeles became omnibus progressioned and argued with himself in contrary chromatic lines. omnibus puddinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard suet, vegetables and dried fruit as a single reasonable supper. Jahiem was omnibus puddinged and ordered the dessert as though it were a main course. omnibused (/ˈɑmnɪbəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a crowded bus, with every movement requiring several passengers' agreement. Sophear came omnibused into breakfast, stopping twice to negotiate the doorway. omnibusfuled adj. You are drunk and convinced that your present capacity could fill an entire bus. Anele was omnibusfuled and invited the whole queue to sit on the settee. omnibusmanned adj. Of a drinker: steering the room as though every chair were a bus and every guest a passenger. Uber went omnibusmanned and directed everyone towards the kitchen as if it were the terminus. omnicarnivored adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every dish containing an animal is mutually interchangeable. Emmariah became omnicarnivored and proposed roast chicken, sardines and sausage as one course. omnicausalitied adj. Describing a drinker who regards every event, including the missing coat, as personally caused. Lanyard was omnicausalitied and accepted responsibility for the rain, the music and Luis leaving. omnicided adj. A drinker who has mistaken one ill-considered suggestion for a plan to end civilisation. Arihana became omnicided and proposed settling the seating dispute with the emergency alarm. omnicognizanced adj. A drinker so far gone that every subject is already within their supposed expertise. Dahmari was omnicognizanced and corrected the electrician on medieval navigation.