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omnicompetenced adj. The state of being drunk and certain that no task, however unfamiliar, requires assistance. Deandrae became omnicompetenced and dismantled the host's coffee machine without consultation. omnicredulitied adj. The condition of a drinker who accepts every explanation, especially the one most convenient to them. Alquan was omnicredulitied and believed the empty crisps packet had paid for the taxi. omnicronned adj. Drunk, with the result that the fifteenth item is consistently recorded under an incorrect name. Daejha grew omnicronned and mislabelled every item in the tasting order. omnidimensionalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every direction, surface and angle as equally available for sitting. Shayleah was omnidimensionalitied and attempted to sit on the wall beside the staircase. omnidirectionalitied adj. Reduced by drink to moving confidently in every direction except the one intended. Ramil became omnidirectionalitied and reached the lavatory by way of the coat stand. omnied adj. You are drunk and prepared to eat anything, including the garnish previously rejected on principle. Ludovic woke omnied and finished the olives he had spent years avoiding. omnietied adj. Softened by drink into believing that personal presence extends equally throughout the premises. Afrika became omnietied and answered conversations taking place in three separate rooms. omnifariousnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a distinct and confident opinion on every available matter. Josgart was omnifariousnessed and reviewed each sandwich filling as if judging an exhibition. omnificenced adj. Loosened by drink into attempting improvements everywhere, regardless of ownership or necessity. Dreydon became omnificenced and rearranged the landlord's plants for better civic harmony. omniformitied adj. Emboldened by drink to assume any role the conversation appears briefly to require. Kirt became omniformitied and served as solicitor, referee and witness to the same argument. omnigamied adj. Slowed by drink to treating every acquaintance as simultaneously promised, available and already familiar. Caitlyn was omnigamied and offered matrimonial advice to each person at the table. omnigatherumed adj. Drunk and collecting unrelated objects, people and opinions into one increasingly purposeful heap. Hartleigh became omnigatherumed and assembled keys, menus and three strangers beside the piano. omnigeneitied adj. Drunk to the point where every person encountered is judged to be fundamentally the same sort of person. Scherry was omnigeneitied and addressed the solicitor, waiter and coat as colleagues. omnigloted adj. Drunk enough to attempt every language at once, including several not required by the occasion. Shannin got omnigloted and greeted the barman in five languages before ordering tea. omnigraphed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a pantograph, but confident it is the proper tool for the job. Rebakah was omnigraphed and used the drawing instrument to retrieve a biscuit from beneath the sofa. omniherbivored adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing salad, houseplants and garnish from one another as sources of nourishment. Amarria became omniherbivored and nibbled the pub's decorative fern between courses.