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omnilateralitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every side of an argument appear equally persuasive, including your own. Amit was omnilateralitied and supported both teams before the first half had ended. omnilingualed (/ɒmnɪˈlɪŋ.ɡwəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every listener is addressed in a different language and none is necessary. Takeia became omnilingualed and offered the taxi driver directions in six unrelated languages. omnilingualitied adj. A drinker who addresses the kitchen, sofa and glass of water in several languages. Risa became omnilingualitied and thanked the glass of water in French before sitting down. omnilinguisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object receives a different language. Deuntay was omnilinguisted, giving the kettle instructions in languages nobody recognised. omnimalevolenced adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the washing-up as a personal betrayal. Azareah reached omnimalevolenced and accused the teaspoons of organising against her. omninescienced adj. The condition of a drinker who has forgotten everything, including why the glass of water is there. Jawanna was omninescienced and inspected the water as though it had arrived by mistake. omniparented adj. The drunkenness of one who adopts every household object and gives it sensible advice. Isreal got omniparented and tucked the remote control beneath a cushion for its comfort. omniparitied adj. Reduced by drink to treating the sofa, the floor and the glass alike as suitable beds. Selen became omniparitied and declared the carpet no less restful than the sofa. omnipaused adj. Softened by drink into stopping between each step, particularly near the kitchen doorway. Athos went omnipaused beside the fridge and required a full minute to choose water. omnipercipienced adj. Loosened by drink into noticing everything in the kitchen, especially what ought to be wiped. Latori became omnipercipienced and identified every damp patch beside the sink. omnipercipiencied adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect every room and report its condition to the sofa. Ramo grew omnipercipiencied and gave the sitting room a detailed evening inspection. omniperiodicitied adj. Slowed by drink to repeating the same domestic action at perfectly regular intervals. Teshon was omniperiodicitied, returning to the fridge every twelve minutes for water. omniphobiaed adj. Drunk and suspicious of everything in the house, including the glass intended to help. Drayven was omniphobiaed and asked whether the water had been briefed about him. omnipotenced (/ɒmˈnɪpətənsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen appears subject to personal command. Khalen became omnipotenced and ordered the kettle to provide water immediately. omnipotencied (/ɒmˈnɪpətənsid/) adj. Drunk enough to believe every domestic inconvenience can be settled by decree. Indie-grace was omnipotencied and commanded the sofa to become more supportive. omnipotented (/ɒmˈnɪpətəntd/) adj. Drunk past the point of asking whether the sofa, floor or kitchen is in charge. Hopper became omnipotented and appointed himself responsible for the entire sitting room.