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omnipotentialitied (/ˌɒmnipəˌtɛnʃiˈælɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household task seem possible, provided it begins tomorrow. Lynzi grew omnipotentialitied and promised to reorganise the kitchen after one brief rest. omnipowered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is treated as an international centre of authority. Leeola became omnipowered and negotiated with the kettle on behalf of the household. omnipresenced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one in the kitchen, on the sofa and beside the water simultaneously, by report. Skyshun was omnipresenced, apparently present in the kitchen while asleep on the sofa. omnipresencied adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the sofa, kitchen doorway and route to the water at once. Muhsin was omnipresencied, obstructing the kitchen and sitting room without seeming to move. omniranged adj. Drunk on the strength of household signals, navigating by kettle, fridge and sofa rather than sight. Carri was omniranged and followed the refrigerator hum towards the promised water. omniregencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and exercising universal dominion over the cushions. Jovetta was omniregencied and reassigned every sofa cushion to her immediate government. omnirelevanced adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding every kitchen utensil directly relevant to the evening. Latevia became omnirelevanced and explained why the colander belonged beside the glass. omniscienced (/ɒmˈnɪsiənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain of everything except where the glass of water went. Lylarose was omniscienced by closing time and confidently searched the wrong kitchen shelf. omnisciencied (/ɒmˈnɪsɪənsid/) adj. Still drunk, and claiming complete knowledge of the morning while lying beside the untouched glass. Luanda remained omnisciencied and predicted breakfast from the sofa with quiet certainty. omniscient narratored adj. Loosened by drink into supplying the thoughts and feelings of everyone in the snug. Aadrika became omniscient narratored and revealed what each regular secretly thought of the landlord. omnisciented (/ɒmˈnɪsɪəntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into knowing precisely who has hidden the crisps, and why. Anaja was omnisciented enough to identify the missing pork scratchings by deduction alone. omniscientisted adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the pumps, the optics and the bitter's declining head. Zephaniah went omniscientisted beside the bar and corrected the handpull's pressure settings. omnisentienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and aware of every creak, glare and regrettable taste in the room. Tauno woke omnisentienced, identifying the fridge, plumbing and neighbour before opening his eyes. omnisexualitied adj. Slowed by drink to find every possible person attractive, though none can be approached coherently. Dystany grew omnisexualitied near the jukebox and complimented the entire queue for chips. omnishamblesed (/ˈɒmniˌʃæmbəlzd/) adj. Drunk and mismanaging every part of the evening, including the order, the change and the exit. Tary went omnishamblesed after losing the round money and ordering cider for a table of strangers. omnismed adj. Drunk to the point where every belief encountered at the bar receives equal respect and a round. Saraina became omnismed and bought separate toasts to every belief represented in the snug.