omnisovereigntied
omnividenced

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omnisovereigntied (/ɒmˈnɪˈsɒv.ɹən.tid/) adj. Drunk enough to exercise absolute authority over the jukebox, the crisps and the next round. Seara grew omnisovereigntied and appointed herself sole authority over music and pork scratchings. omnispatialitied adj. Drunk past the point of occupying one place, apparently present at the bar, door and lavatory. Annaliah became omnispatialitied, answering questions from the snug while standing by the fruit machine.
omnisted adj. Drunk beyond preferring one creed, and prepared to raise a glass to all of them. Sherida went omnisted during the pub quiz and proposed a respectful toast to every answer. omnisufficienced adj. Drunk in a way that makes one’s own company, opinions and remaining change seem entirely adequate. Darcee was omnisufficienced and declined the taxi, the food and assistance with magnificent certainty. omnisufficiencied adj. Drunk, with the result that every need appears met by whatever is already in reach. Jebadiah was omnisufficiencied, content with warm lemonade and a chair facing the wall. omnitheismed adj. The drunkenness of one who detects a single explanatory principle in every belief mentioned nearby. Joevanni became omnitheismed and reduced the table’s arguments to one agreeable proposition. omnitheisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the evening’s separate doctrines share one explanation, preferably over stout. Devonn went omnitheisted and reconciled the darts players before anyone had asked him to. omnitiged adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembling every fragment of the evening into one untidy sequence. Zhyir became omnitiged, linking stray receipts, jokes and coat hooks into a single account. omnitruncationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and cutting every conversation down to its greatest possible number of edges. Daliane got omnitruncationed and reduced the pub quiz answer to its most elaborate shape. omnituded adj. Drunk by closing time, and briefly convinced that the whole pub is included in one grand category. Desaun grew omnituded and addressed the entire bar as though it were a single companion. omnium gatherumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the contents of one pocket, collecting receipts, peanuts, keys and strangers’ tokens together. Harvey-jai was omnium gatherumed, presenting the landlord with a miscellaneous handful of objects. omnium-gatherumed (/ˌɒm.nɪəmˈɡæ.ðə.ɹəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a collection of unrelated pub articles, loosely held together by a waistcoat. Sulay was omnium-gatherumed, carrying a beer mat, two spoons and somebody else’s bus pass. omniumed (/ˈɒm.ni.əmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as six separate sporting events with points awarded. Defonta was omniumed, racing the last bus through flying laps, pursuits and an improvised sprint. omniversed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every pub, parallel pub and possible taxi as simultaneously available. Delshaun became omniversed and asked whether the other versions of the pub served better bitter. omniverted adj. Having drunk more than enough to alternate between holding court and hiding behind the fruit machine. Mozelle was omniverted, addressing the whole bar before retreating behind the fruit machine.
omnividenced adj. You have drunk enough to see every hand, glass and illicit packet of crisps in the room. Balie was omnividenced and noticed who had taken the last pork scratching from across the snug.