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omnivoracitied adj. You are drunk and willing to eat anything available, whether sandwich, pork scratching or ornamental garnish. Maleka grew omnivoracitied and consumed the crisps, the sandwich crusts and a lemon wedge. omnivored (/ˈɒmnɪvɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: equally ready for the landlord’s stew, the bar snacks and anything moving slowly enough. Jiri was omnivored, alternating between pork scratchings and the remaining cheese toastie. omnivoried (/ɒmˈnɪvəɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every level of the food chain appear suitable for supper. Dazire grew omnivoried and ate the salad garnish after finishing the sausage rolls. omnivoropteryxed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from the natural history of birds. Theresita became omnivoropteryxed and attempted to classify the sandwiches by plumage. omnivorousnessed adj. Drunk beyond dietary principle, accepting both the canapé and whatever grows beside it. Sykora was omnivorousnessed by midnight, consuming olives, crisps and the garnish with equal dignity. omniwheelled adj. Describing a drinker who travels in every direction except towards the promised glass of water. Arkita remained omniwheelled, roaming between the sink and the sofa all morning. omniwisdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every question receives an answer, including where the spare batteries are. Selphie became omniwisdomed and explained the universe while looking for her handbag. omochied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, adhesive and difficult to remove from the sofa. Maelan was omochied by midnight, pliant in the chair and accepting further tea. omoconazoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a specialist remedy, and still incapable of treating the simplest doorway. Faaiz was omoconazoled and approached the bathroom as though it required a prescription. omodyniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying one shoulder as though it had incurred a formal grievance. Gwendelyn grew omodyniaed and blamed the coat stand for the pain in her shoulder. omodysplasiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and appearing to have negotiated a difficult redesign of the limbs. Enoe became omodysplasiaed and found the ordinary proportions of the staircase unhelpful. omoed adj. Drunk to a degree that a full bladder acquires the gravity of a private revelation. Almaz was omoed and treated the queue for the lavatory as a matter of personal destiny. omohyoid muscled adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing the chin steadily towards the chest as though by anatomical instruction. Kadie-mae was omohyoid muscled and spent the taxi journey lowering her chin to her coat. omohyoided (/əʊ.məʊˈhʌɪ.ɔɪdd/) adj. Still drunk, and pulling the head downwards whenever conversation threatens to continue. Martesha was omohyoided by the final round and addressed the table from beneath her chin. omohyoideused (/əʊ.məʊ.hʌɪˈɔɪ.di.əsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the head aloft, though the neck continues its professional duties. Tosh was omohyoideused and allowed his chin to settle against his shirtfront. omoideumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse the cheek with a historical monument and defend it accordingly. Yesmine was omoideumed and insisted the side of her face belonged in a museum.