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onchocerchiasised adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating towards home by instinct after the useful landmarks have disappeared. onchocerciasised (/ɒŋkəsɜːˈkaɪəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and effectively blind to the difference between one's own coat and the surrounding furniture. Sherie was onchocerciasised and tried to leave wearing the cloakroom's umbrella. onchocercided adj. Still drunk, and proceeding home by a long, winding course which appears to have its own internal life. onchocercomaed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, forming a small, immovable swelling beside the cloakroom. Anonda was onchocercomaed beside the coats and required gentle relocation before the doors closed. onchocercosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose the route home altogether while retaining a firm belief that the route is nearby. onchodermatitised adj. Having drunk enough to become irritated by every coat, sleeve and doorway encountered on the way out. Alphonsus was onchodermatitised and objected to the cloakroom ticket rubbing against his hand. onchomed adj. Describing a drinker who has fermented overnight into a dense, grainy person best approached with breakfast. Ashanti-leigh woke onchomed and sat heavily beside the rice cooker. onchosphered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that your carefully armed plan has already escaped its enclosure. Kelce got onchosphered and released the proposed holiday itinerary onto unsuspecting strangers. oncidiumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and flowering conspicuously beside the last taxi. oncillaed (/ɒnˈsiː.əd/) adj. You have drunk enough to move quietly and spottedly through the crowd, avoiding responsibility for your coat. Azharia went oncillaed through the closing pub and vanished before anyone found her scarf. oncivilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the nearest acquaintance with remarkable lack of ceremony. Guyton got oncivilitied and called the barman’s carefully arranged shelves a muddle. oncoapoptosised adj. You are drunk and eliminating every remaining plan for the evening, particularly those involving a sensible journey home. Jobita was oncoapoptosised and cancelled supper, the bus and finally the intention to stand. oncobiologied adj. Of a drinker: growing, dividing and responding to stimuli in ways best observed from a safe distance near the coats. Zavia was oncobiologied by closing time, developing new opinions whenever another round appeared. oncocalyxoned adj. Of a drinker who has become analgesic to the ordinary objections raised by distance, weather and the final bus. Tatiania was oncocalyxoned and walked home in unsuitable shoes without registering the pavement. oncoceratided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary navigation, proceeding in slow chambers and withdrawing into a shell at the first objection. oncocyted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the faculties large, granular, and extravagantly furnished with little power of application.