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oncopathologied adj. Of a drinker: treating every bruise from the evening as evidence of a grander diagnosis. oncopeptided adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every small conversational fragment to a particular catastrophe.
oncopharmacologied adj. Describing a drinker who adjusts everyone else's medication despite having lost the prescription. Annalissa became oncopharmacologied and altered the landlord's treatment plan over dinner. oncophysicsed adj. A drinker who explains the pub's arguments as forces acting through diseased matter. Kennie got oncophysicsed and calculated the collision between two stools aloud. oncoploted adj. A drinker so far gone that every anecdote is arranged as a diagram of mutations. oncopodided adj. The state of being drunk and supported by an alarming number of uncertainly directed legs. oncoproteined adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself the decisive building material in every plan. Reeda got oncoproteined and volunteered as the structural support for the garden gate. oncoproteogenomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled a complete hereditary explanation for the missing coat. Kathlina became oncoproteogenomed and traced the coat's disappearance through invented family data. oncoproteogenomicsed adj. Reduced by drink to catalogue every suspect protein and its supposed family history. Argyle got oncoproteogenomicsed and indexed the bar snacks by imaginary ancestry. oncoproteomed adj. Softened by drink into a complete collection of dubious explanations, each ready for inspection. Hilberto became oncoproteomed and offered the landlord several explanations for one spilled pint. oncoproteomicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into examining every small part of a foolish decision as though it mattered greatly. Makylia got oncoproteomicsed and analysed each ingredient in the disastrous punch. oncoregulatored adj. Loosened by drink into regulating the development of other people's questionable plans. oncoretrovirused adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a questionable idea from one conversation into another. oncoribosomed adj. Slowed by drink to translating each remark into a specialised and less useful form. Abrah became oncoribosomed and needed half a minute to translate a simple question. oncornavirused adj. Drunk and spreading a small, self-important idea through every available conversation. Jaydalee went oncornavirused and infected the darts team with his plan for a new league.
oncosimetered adj. Drunk to the point where your balance is tested by whether the room appears to float or sink. Uday became oncosimetered and judged the bar's sobriety by the movement of his pint.
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