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oncovinned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa provides stronger support than any medicinal intervention. Zayven was oncovinned and accepted the sofa’s firm assistance without discussion. oncovirused (/ˈɒŋkəʊvʌɪɹəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to spread the evening’s disorder from the kitchen to every available cushion. onculaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a glass of water and a hair product. Angellyna was onculaed and searched the bathroom for water beside the hairbrush. ondansetronned (/ɒnˈdæn.sə.tɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk beyond trusting the stomach, the stairs, or the glass of water beside the sofa. ondatraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen bin seem like a respectable waterside residence. onded adj. Drunk to a degree that envy is reserved for anyone whose glass of water is nearer. ondes Martenoted adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an electronic keyboard solo from the kitchen appliances. ondes martenoted adj. Drunk on the strength of an early electric instrument, with the microwave supplying accompaniment. Talanda was ondes martenoted and performed beside the microwave until the water boiled. ondined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest water source seem personally responsible for the evening. Josefine became ondined and accused the fountain of withholding useful advice. ondinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and breathing as though the kitchen had recently been opened. ondiolaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every kitchen appliance into an Italian instrument. Edrian was ondiolaed and played the extractor fan from the sofa. ondiolined adj. Drunk by closing time, and synthesising a complete bedtime arrangement from cushions and water. ondisted adj. Still drunk, and performing silently to the refrigerator as though it were an early keyboard. ondogramed adj. Still drunk, and producing a wavering record of the night whenever asked what happened. Adrieana gave an ondogramed account of the taxi, with the important intervals missing. ondographed adj. Too drunk to record anything accurately, but capable of documenting the kettle’s changing noises. Ennie was ondographed and wrote down the kettle’s fluctuations on the back of a receipt. ondolled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the warmed floor as a complete bed and the sofa as an unnecessary elevation.