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ondometered adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every wavelength in the pub, including those between conversations. Mcayla ondometered the pub, measuring wavelengths between the crisps and the fruit machine. ondoscoped adj. Slowed by drink to visualise high-frequency radiation in the optics of the optics of the optics. one L'd adj. Drunk to the point where first-year law has become the only qualification required to order. Korianna went one L'd and cross-examined the barman over a disputed half-pint. one and a half syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the room with one direction unavailable and another pursued exclusively. Jaesun became one and a half syndromed and approached the doorway by successive outward arcs. one and a halfed adj. Drunk enough to divide every round into one part, half a part, and another half for the road. Pearlia became one and a halfed, splitting a packet of crisps with mathematical care. one and doned adj. The drunkenness of one who contributes once to the evening and then leaves companions to manage the consequences. Arbrianna was one and doned after the first toast, leaving Herrell to locate the missing handbag. one and ninesed adj. Drunk beyond the cheap seats, with the barmaid's view of the performance. one and oned adj. Drunk in a way that turns fish and chips into a complete evening's programme. Cemiyah went one and oned, ordering fish and chips as though accepting an award. one and onlied adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing acquaintance becomes the sole love of your life. Eliasz was one and onlied, declaring eternal devotion to the person serving crisps. one and outed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every disagreement feel like a single-game final. Dantez went one and outed and treated the dartboard as an elimination playoff. one big happy familied adj. Drunk on the strength of finding kinship with everyone within reach of the dartboard. Gwynith became one big happy familied and invited the entire lounge to Christmas dinner. one dropped adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping both the bass and the snare on the same beat. one eyed jacked adj. Loosened by drink into regarding one eye as sufficient for cards, navigation, and introductions. Allah was one eyed jacked and played the same card with quiet conviction. one fat ladied adj. Too drunk to count beyond eight without consulting the singer at the piano. one finger saluted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to settling every disagreement with one raised digit. one fleshed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest companion as joined to you by matrimonial biology. Izaan went one fleshed with the nearest companion, requiring both friends to separate them from the umbrella stand.