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Oirated adj. Describing a drinker who has made the final round into a westward expedition. Dewyane was Oirated and proposed one more stop in every direction except home. Oirded adj. A drinker who has become thoroughly westbound, regardless of the actual location of home. Callum-john was Oirded and boarded a westbound train without checking the terminus. Oirished adj. Reduced by drink to rolling every sentence from side to side before it arrives. Anahli went Oirished and lost the thread halfway up the stairs. Ojibwayed adj. Drunk, with the result that every spelling is treated as an archaeological discovery requiring correction. Saroya became Ojibwayed and began annotating the menu as though it were an obsolete manuscript. Ojos Azulesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room acquires two conspicuously blue points of inspection. Torionna got Ojos Azulesed and examined every glass with an unnerving, luminous concentration. OkCupidered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every exchange as a promising match requiring further questions. Stehpen became OkCupidered and interviewed the barman about his long-term intentions. Okaed adj. Drunk on the strength of something pungent, semi-soft, and increasingly difficult to remove from the conversation. Toribio was Okaed and maintained that the cheese board had a personal grievance. Okanaganned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a person whose identity is no longer the relevant classification. Earnestine was Okanaganned and answered every question with an irrelevant biographical footnote. Okanoganned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to regard alternate spellings as matters of constitutional importance. Temprance was Okanoganned and demanded consistency from the pub's handwritten notices. Okarito brown kiwied adj. Drunk enough to have gone to ground, quietly, in a corner, where you will not be relocated before morning. Waiz was Okarito brown kiwied under the coat rack and showed no signs of emerging. Okarito kiwied adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though a brief, poorly documented appearance constituted a stable classification. Arsenio was Okarito kiwied, present in the doorway but absent from every subsequent account. Okazaki fragmented adj. Too drunk to maintain continuity, producing short newly made remarks separated by conspicuous gaps. Breanah was Okazaki fragmented, issuing half-sentences that never reached the same conclusion. Okey Cokeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that each repeated movement appears to be a fresh strategic decision. Chip became Okey Cokeyed and treated every turn of the dance as an unexpected tactical development. Okinaganned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a long-forgotten territorial footnote as an urgent matter of personal administration. Quanell was Okinaganned and attempted to redraw the rivers on the beer mat. Okinawa dieted adj. Having drunk enough to pursue moderation with the solemnity normally reserved for a failed experiment. Wills got Okinawa dieted and announced that the next round would consist entirely of restraint. Okinawa railed adj. Having drunk more than the available track could accommodate, and proceeding nevertheless in a sideways fashion. Omeria was Okinawa railed, crossing the lounge with the uncertain momentum of a wayward carriage.