oneirocriticismed
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oneirocriticismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying elaborate dream interpretation to decisions that were previously straightforward. oneirocriticked (/əʊˌnaɪə.ɹəˈkɹɪt.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently interpreting dreams no one has had, including several belonging to furniture. Chanet went oneirocriticked and announced what the landlord's sofa had dreamt about rent.
oneirodided adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen light for a patient deep-sea lure. Charlie, oneirodided, waited beside the sink for the mysterious fish to rise. oneirodyniaed adj. Reduced by drink to nightmares in which the washing-up has learned to walk. oneirogened adj. Softened by drink into a dream-like state in which the sofa appears to be floating. Martynas became oneirogened and drifted gently towards the cushions with a glass of water. oneirologied adj. Loosened by drink into studying dreams and offering their interpretations to the sofa. oneirologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into interpreting dreams, particularly those involving the fridge. Darren-junior grew oneirologisted and diagnosed the fridge noise as a message. oneiromancered adj. Emboldened by drink to predict tomorrow from the dream recalled beside the kettle. Edie-rose became oneiromancered and foretold rain from a dream about toast. oneiromancied (/əˈnaɪɹəˌmænsid/) adj. Slowed by drink to divine the future from dreams, with particular attention to the water glass. Jibriil grew oneiromancied and read next week’s fortunes in the settling bubbles. oneironauted (/əʊˈnaɪɹənɔːtd/) adj. Drunk and exploring the dream world beneath the sitting-room furniture. oneironauticsed (/əʊˌnaɪ.ɹəˈnɔːt.ɪksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where navigating dreams seems preferable to navigating the hallway. Kennedy became oneironauticsed and charted a route from sofa to bed without opening his eyes. oneirophobiaed adj. Drunk enough to fear dreams and remain awake in defensive possession of the remote. Lizbella was oneirophobiaed and kept the television on beside the sofa. oneirophreniaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen from a convincing domestic hallucination. Yann became oneirophreniaed and thanked the coat stand for preparing supper. oneiroscopied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every half-remembered dream into evidence requiring interpretation. oneiroscopisted adj. Drunk beyond interpreting dreams without involving the cushions, curtains and household appliances. Vana grew oneiroscopisted and explained the sofa dream to the sofa itself.
oneirosised adj. Drunk, with the result that a light suggestion has become hypnosis by the sofa lamp.