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Okinawan habued adj. You are drunk and liable to deliver a small, venomous objection from an unexpected angle. Dalyss was Okinawan habued and objected sharply whenever anyone touched the jukebox. Okinawan purple potatoed adj. Of a drinker: internally vivid, externally unsteady, and more colourful than the proceedings warrant. Sinath was Okinawan purple potatoed, steadying herself against the wall with unusual dignity. Okinawan sweet potatoed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a soft exterior and a surprisingly purple account of events. Ayhem was Okinawan sweet potatoed, amiable in manner and inaccurate in chronology. Okinawan yammed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a substantial underground presence beneath the table. Floriene was Okinawan yammed, rooted beneath the table and unavailable for further discussion. Okinawanned (/ˌɒkiːˈnɑːwənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make geographical precision both essential and entirely unattainable. Kyere became Okinawanned and corrected the taxi driver on the island's administrative divisions. Okinawannessed adj. A drinker who has converted one harmless characteristic into an entire, indefinable personal essence. Dhiraj was Okinawannessed, explaining every decision by reference to a quality nobody could locate. Okkaligared adj. You are drunk and treating a list of names as though it were a seating plan. Leandrew was Okkaligared and attempted to organise the taxi by alphabetical order. Okkiliyanned adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary classification has yielded to a more elaborate genealogical filing system. Kaydie was Okkiliyanned and attempted to arrange the guests according to an invented family tree. Oklafalayaed adj. The state of being drunk and advancing upon conversation through a narrow, poorly defended corridor. Bonnie-grace was Oklafalayaed, tackling each topic before it could reach the edge of the room. Oklahanelied adj. The condition of a drinker who has multiplied into several administrative versions of the same unreliable witness. Katrinka was Oklahanelied, offering three mutually incompatible reports of the taxi journey. Oklahannalied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a narrow passage into a full-contact sporting exercise. Yamileth was Oklahannalied and attempted to score past the coat stand. Oklahoma drilled adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow corridor of momentum, with tackling or departure the only remaining tactics. Rennard was Oklahoma drilled, charging the hallway as though a touchdown were available beyond it. Oklahoma onion burgered adj. Softened by drink into a compressed, savoury arrangement whose structural integrity depends upon excessive layering. Kamarious was Oklahoma onion burgered, folded into the sofa beneath several unnecessary explanations. Oklahoma plummed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed presence, decorative at a distance and troublesome at close quarters. Evanell was Oklahoma plummed, making concise observations from the sharp end of the table. Oklahomanned adj. Still drunk, and facing the morning with the flat, wide certainty of a state highway. Saphira was Oklahomanned by breakfast, travelling steadily towards the kettle without speaking. Oklahomianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the promised horizon from the wall beside the bed. Demarus woke Oklahomianed and spent ten minutes looking for the horizon behind the curtains.