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oneirotherapied adj. Drunk to a degree that household objects require therapeutic interpretation through imagery and symbolism. oneished adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any time near one o’clock as a respectable breakfast hour. Carig was oneished and began discussing toast as though dawn had already been established. oneismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a policy that unites the sofa, the blanket and the drinker. Symeir became oneismed and wrapped the blanket around everyone within reach. oneitised (/wʌnˈaɪtɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and devoted exclusively to one particular sofa cushion. Jorden grew oneitised and rejected every other cushion with quiet conviction. onelinered adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every exchange to one sentence and every journey to one uncertain line. onelinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to being a single presence beside a cooling glass. onelinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like the household’s sole surviving eccentric. Artimus became onelinged and ate cold leftovers directly from the saucepan. onemented (/ˈwʌnməntd/) adj. Still drunk, and reconciled with the sofa, the kitchen and whatever happened between them. onenessed adj. Too drunk to keep the household, the sofa and the evening as separate things. Roland became onenessed and carried the sofa cushion into the kitchen for company. onerationed adj. Having drunk more than the body can load, leaving the sofa to bear the remaining burden. onered adj. Having drunk enough to become an extraordinary individual in the modest surroundings of the sofa. Michale was onered, turning a request for water into a memorable household event. onerositied adj. Drunk and treating the bar bill as an onerous administrative burden. Haiely was onerositied, studying the pub tab as though it required committee approval. onerousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where carrying a half-empty pint becomes a considerable undertaking. Michae was onerousnessed, resting his lager on every available ledge between the bar and his seat. ones and twossed adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub’s turntables as a pair of urgent personal responsibilities. ones and zeroesed (/ˈwʌnz n̩ ˈzɪəɹəʊzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising only two conditions: another round or no another round. ones and zerosed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the pub’s entire evening into on and off positions. Brendi was ones and zerosed, repeatedly switching the jukebox on and off without selecting a song.