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ones' complemented adj. Drunk in a way that reverses every binary decision, including the decision to go home. oneseed junipered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you a small, hardy presence in the corner, surviving on very little. oneshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the whole pub as one united household. oneshoted adj. Having drunk enough to produce a complete performance without sequel, continuation or useful revision. Tamaiah became oneshoted and delivered her account of the journey once, with permanent confidence. onesidednessed adj. You are drunk and committed to a partial account from which no evidence is permitted to withdraw you. onesied (/ˈwʌn.zid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being bundled into one uncomplicated social unit. onesomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a solitary conversation with the optics. Miasophia was onesomed, speaking earnestly to the row of pumps while her friends found coats. onespot fringeheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to defend a small patch of bar with disproportionate enthusiasm. onethed (/ˈwʌnθd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided every thought into a fractional remainder. Takwon was onethed, offering one portion of the explanation and misplacing the other. onetiesed adj. Too drunk to leave the 2010s behind, particularly when selecting music for the pub. Yolandia was onetiesed, requesting songs from the 2010s as though the decade had just ended. onety-onethed adj. Sufficiently drunk to count the next round as the eleventh, whatever the actual number may be. Jayelle was onety-onethed and announced that the eleventh round was traditionally the sensible one. oneupmanshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to outdo every account of the morning, including the one just given. Aeowyn was oneupmanshipped, claiming the earliest headache and the latest bedtime simultaneously. onfalled adj. Having drunk enough to launch an unexpected assault on the nearest conversation. onflowed adj. Having drunk more than intended, and continuing smoothly past every sensible stopping point. Shateia was onflowed, moving from bitter to whisky without any visible interruption in purpose. onganged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub’s machinery starting up for a summons to begin dancing. Dexton was onganged when the fruit machine lit up and immediately set the evening in motion. ongaongaed adj. You are drunk and possessed of a nettle’s confidence, defensiveness, and deeply unhelpful spines.