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only childed adj. Drunk to the point where every request sounds like an unreasonable demand from a sibling. Quintina became only childed and refused to share the last chip with anyone. only daughtered adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself the sole responsible woman in a room full of collapsing men. only game in towned adj. Drunk past the point of treating the nearest chair, doorway, or stair as the only available solution. only moved adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a carefully preserved position has already been lost. Teangela was only moved and attempted the stairs by the single route that plainly did not work. only sonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor injury a family emergency requiring immediate attention. onlyborned adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in reach is treated as personally entrusted to you. Akiera became onlyborned and carried five abandoned glasses towards the kitchen. onlyered (/ˈəʊnliə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one solution seem sufficient, even when it is visibly a staircase. onlyhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of being alone in a crowd, despite repeatedly addressing the furniture. onnagataed (/ˌɒnəˈɡɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of performing every movement with elaborate grace, including falling over. onocentaured (/ɒnəˈsɛntɔːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining a human upper half with the downward judgement of a donkey. onoceradiened adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in several rigid layers that no longer turn together. onocerinned adj. Still drunk, and pale, waxy, and fixed in place whenever asked to negotiate a staircase. onoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the room with the sudden lateral certainty of a fish. onolatried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a donkey from a suitable guide home. onologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce foolish discourse in a steady stream, without pausing for balance. onomancied adj. Having drunk more than the letters in anyone’s name can reasonably account for.