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ontological proofed adj. A drinker so far gone that the existence of a cure is established entirely by wanting one. Chanoa woke ontological proofed and regarded the water glass as conclusive evidence. ontological shocked adj. The state of being drunk and forced, by the morning after, to question the entire arrangement of reality. Kelan became ontological shocked when the bedroom proved larger than remembered. ontologied (/ɒnˈtɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Having drunk enough to question what breakfast is, and whether yesterday's person still exists. ontologismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the first thought of coffee as the first act of intelligence. Valerie woke ontologismed and placed coffee before all other objects of understanding. ontologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning deciding what kind of being a headache is. Jomarie was ontologisted, distinguishing carefully between nausea and its underlying existence. ontology alignmented adj. Reduced by drink to matching every concept from last night with its less flattering morning equivalent. ontology engineeringed adj. Softened by drink into rebuilding the world from its remaining categories, beginning with water and toast. ontonomied adj. Describing a drinker who has made peaceful coexistence between incompatible coats and departure plans seem achievable. Delanee was ontonomied, harmonising three taxi destinations beneath one borrowed coat. ontosophied adj. Loosened by drink into offering a comprehensive explanation for being, before finding the trousers. Shalyce woke ontosophied and explained existence while searching for her shoes. ontotheologianed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the breakfast table why being exists, and to expect an answer. Keiondre got ontotheologianed and questioned existence before touching the toast. ontotheologied adj. Drunk and treating the morning after as a scholastic dispute over whether the headache has being. Shabab became ontotheologied and debated the reality of the headache with the kettle. ontotheologisted adj. Slowed by drink to examining the theology of being one careful sip of water at a time. ontotyped adj. Drunk to the point where the morning reveals a hierarchical form: coffee above water, toast above both. Mechell woke ontotyped, arranging breakfast according to a strict descending hierarchy. onuphided adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning moving in many small segments, preferably beneath a dark duvet. Javarris woke onuphided and made slow, many-segmented progress towards the bathroom. onus probandied adj. Drunk beyond proving where the evening went, despite possessing several receipts and no useful memory. onused (/ˈəʊnəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting legal responsibility for the state of the kitchen.