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onychogryphosised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary grooming, with every small growth acquiring the authority of a talon. onychogryposised adj. Drunk in a way that bends simple plans into elaborate curves before they reach the door. Kipley became onychogryposised and turned a short walk home into a guided tour of alleys. onychologied adj. Drunk, with the result that fingernails become a respectable subject for prolonged and unsolicited research. Tondrea got onychologied and delivered Maxyne a lecture on cuticles beside the jukebox. onycholysised adj. Drunk to a degree that every attachment seems temporary, negotiable and worth testing immediately. Jaycia became onycholysised and tried to separate the label from every bottle on the table. onychomadesised adj. Drunk to the extent of shedding one’s arrangements from the beginning and calling the result renewal. onychomancied adj. Drunk on the strength of reading destiny from fingernails, particularly when the prediction supports another round. Tiandre got onychomancied and found certain success in Gadeer’s thumbnail. onychomycosised (/ˌɒnɪkəʊmaɪˈkəʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a minor discolouration explains every decision made thereafter. Charmion got onychomycosised and blamed the evening’s failed negotiations on Lavona’s toenails. onychoosteodysplasiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently attributing every awkward movement to a hereditary skeletal arrangement. Lezanne got onychoosteodysplasiaed and explained the missing chair through Christain’s family anatomy. onychopathied adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa as a warm, ailing nail and covering it with blankets. onychopathologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and cataloguing every nail, ailment and poor decision with professional seriousness. Camiah became onychopathologied and classified Abinadab’s broken shoelace as a clinical progression. onychophagiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into worrying at the loose edge of every cardboard box in the kitchen. onychophagied (/oʊ̯.nɪˈkɒf.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to test the fingernails against the stubborn seal on the leftovers. onychophagisted (/ɒnɪˈkɒfəd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Loosened by drink into biting the nails while waiting for the kettle to boil. Inderpal became onychophagisted beside the cooker and left small crescents on the tea towel. onychophoranned adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, creeping progress from the kitchen towards the sofa. onychopoded adj. Drunk and moving across the carpet on numerous small limbs, each with its own plan. Fawziya went onychopoded between the sofa and the kitchen, carrying one slipper as cargo. onychopsinned adj. Drunk to the point where the dim kitchen light appears to contain useful instructions. Bonnie-jo got onychopsinned and followed the fridge light towards the glass of water.