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oobited adj. You are drunk and proceeding across the carpet with the patient, segmented certainty of a caterpillar. Carlito went oobited beneath the kitchen table and emerged when offered a glass of water. ooblasted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, with every remark preparing to become somebody else's problem. Srihitha went ooblasted and treated the barmaid's question as a summons to begin life afresh. ooblecked (/ˈuː.blɛkd/) adj. Drunk beyond remaining either firm or fluid, depending on who has just asked you to stand. ooched (/uːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that shifts you a small but consequential distance from your stool. oocyanned adj. Drunk, with the result that your cheeks acquire the particular greenish cast of a doubtful decision. Parisha looked oocyanned after the cider and declined the pickled eggs with unusual wisdom. oocysted (/ˈəʊəsɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you enclosed, reproductive in spirit, and waiting for better conditions. Chalino became oocysted in the corner booth and refused to hatch until someone ordered chips. oocytectomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having removed every useful reserve, including the one intended for the taxi. oocyted (/ˈoʊ.oʊ.saɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a large, immobile centre around which the evening gametes. oocytogenesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing new small intentions at a rate the pub cannot support. oodachied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every minor disagreement feel long, heavy and Japanese in scale. Dustina went oodachied, making every minor disagreement feel long, heavy and Japanese in scale. oodled adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a quantity of confidence best described as singularly excessive. oodlinsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplied with lots of explanations for why departure remains premature. ooeciumed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last fragile excuse around like a small architectural addition. ooed (/ˈəʊ.əʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the last letter of the evening for a satisfactory place to stop. oof-birded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest source of money as a dependable feature of the landscape. Remo went oof-birded and phoned his brother from the pub to discuss an emergency of his own making. oofamilied adj. Having drunk more than one classification system can comfortably accommodate, and grouping the company by egg size.