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oofbirded adj. Having drunk enough to identify every prosperous acquaintance as a possible continuation of the evening. Ella-jo became oofbirded and greeted the landlord as though he controlled her inheritance. oofed (/uːfd/) adj. Too drunk to absorb the consequences without first making the appropriate involuntary noise. Sharell went oofed against the snug and remained there, politely acknowledging the furniture. oofinessed adj. You have drunk enough to possess wealth chiefly in the form of promises made at the bar. ooftished (/ˈuːf.tɪʃd/) adj. You are drunk and treating loose change as though it were a monetary system of considerable antiquity. Misato was ooftished, counting tuppences on the bar and declaring the round fully financed. oogameted adj. Of a drinker: the evening's largest and least mobile conversational presence, surrounded by smaller moving parts. oogamied (/oʊˈɒɡəmid/) adj. Of a drinker who has made one enormous, immobile point and expects the rest of the room to orbit it. Lavondra went oogamied during the pub debate, offering one vast opinion and no further movement. oogenesised adj. Describing a drinker who forms fresh ideas continuously, none of which survives contact with the morning. Agaran became oogenesised over the ale, developing schemes for a bakery, a band, and a new pub sign. oogenied adj. The state of being drunk and steadily bringing an evening into existence which was not previously there. oogenotopped adj. A drinker who has located the bar's egg-forming apparatus and is operating it without supervision. Mesiyah was oogenotopped, manufacturing improbable explanations for the broken glass near the fruit machine. oogenused adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired a genus, with each incident filed beneath it. Haziq became oogenused and classified the night's mishaps as members of one broad family. oogled (/ˈuːɡəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has chosen the pavement, the doorway, and independence from all further arrangements. Kylik went oogled outside the pub and declined the offered taxi with quiet, misplaced conviction. oogoned (/ˈəʊəɡəʊnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single germ cell, and conducting yourself as though fertility were a public office. oogonioled adj. Drunk since last orders, and governed by a fungal hormone whose principal effect is wanting chips. Williem was oogonioled, speaking solemnly of fungi while eating chips. oogoniumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and immature in precisely the manner expected of an embryonic egg. Bernardine was oogoniumed, sulking because nobody applauded the proposed toast. oogramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening as an official image of parasitic eggs. oographed adj. Still drunk, and mechanically tracing the outline of an egg, though only on the back of a receipt.