oomskaed
oophoritised

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oomskaed adj. The state of being drunk and unreasonably receptive to filth. oomyceted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become filamentous, sociable and rather damp. Ammara was oomyceted and extended several conversations across the carpet.
oomycided adj. The drunkenness of one who has eliminated every delicate water-mould distinction. oomycoted adj. Reduced by drink to a branching, threadlike presence of uncertain classification. ooned adj. Softened by drink into something warm, enclosed and suitable for baking. Angil was ooned and spent the interval quietly warming beside the range. oonopided adj. Sharpened by drink into a very small, pale and unexpectedly persistent presence. oonted (/ʊntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a patient, long-faced method of getting nowhere quickly. oontzed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat chance as a reasonable basis for planning. Delali got oontzed and began allocating imaginary winnings. oopaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising an out-of-place object, particularly when it is your shoe in the fridge. ooparted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the evening appears to predate its own explanation. Trever was ooparted and discovered an ancient receipt beneath the coaster. oophagied (/əʊˈɒfədʒid/) adj. Drunk and consuming the subordinate portions of the evening before anyone else can. Severa was oophagied and finished the smaller plates without comment. oopherectomied adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's paired supports have been removed. Erblin was oopherectomied and lost interest in anything that came in twos. oophorectomied (/ˌəʊəfəˈɹɛktəmid/) adj. Drunk past the point of retaining either of the evening's original supports. oophored adj. Drunk enough to produce a small, fertile-looking offshoot of the conversation. Guinivere was oophored and generated several new topics from one remark. oophoridiumed adj. Drunk beyond containment, with larger thoughts enclosed for later release. Carolsue was oophoridiumed and stored several opinions behind an impressive silence.
oophoritised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the lower abdomen and conversation equally tender.