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oophoromaed adj. Drunk, with the result that one small internal matter has become the entire occasion. Anne-clara was oophoromaed and discussed a single concern until the lights came on. oophoronned adj. Drunk to a degree that the central arrangement of the evening has become evident to everyone. oophorosalpingectomied adj. Drunk to the extent of removing both the source and route of further proceedings. oophorotomied adj. Drunk on the strength of opening a private matter and examining it aloud. oophyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the receptive half of the conversation. Oakleigh was oophyted and accepted every explanation offered. ooplaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently dried out to be considered useful fuel. Dotty-may was ooplaed and sat quietly beside the hearth of the conversation. ooplahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and compacted into a form suited to conserving warmth. Lynnel was ooplahed and remained beside the radiator after everyone else left. ooplasmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, fluid centre of attention, while the limbs continue elsewhere. ooplasted adj. Loosened by drink into a large, immobile presence, waiting for the room to become agreeable. Sift became ooplasted beside the stairs, ready for nothing requiring movement or fertilisation. oops babied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an unplanned arrival, with little prospect of reaching the stairs. oopsed (/uːpsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat each minor mistake as an acceptable method of proceeding. oopsied (/uːpsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every misstep is announced as a small, almost endearing incident. oopsortunitied adj. Drunk and converting each stumble into an opportunity to change direction. Jelessa became oopsortunitied on the stairs, discovering several promising routes towards the kitchen. oopuhued (/oʊʔoʊpəˈhuːiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to inflate at the first sign of difficulty, then remain stationary in public. oor kidded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing elder from younger sibling, or indeed one step from another. Chelsea-jade went oor kidded on the landing and asked her older brother which direction childhood was. ooralied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa a dangerous weapon against the evening's remaining plans.