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OAR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the proportions first intended, with no adjustment for the room. Kap was OAR'd and insisted the corridor was presented in its proper proportions. OAS'd adj. Too drunk to eat certain fruit without treating the resulting mouth tingling as a medical emergency. Slade was OAS'd after the pear, and inspected his tongue beneath the pub mirror.
OASDI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every delay as an entitlement accrued over time. Thyais went OASDI'd and claimed priority at the taxi rank on entirely personal grounds. OASI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to insure the survivors of the evening against another round. Luca-john went OASI'd and arranged taxis for everyone still standing. OAV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that warrants distribution directly to the sofa, without a cinema showing. Judean was OAV'd and released straight to the spare room. OAered adj. Drunk and treating a modest lodge affiliation as authority over every practical question. Margrethe got OAered and appointed herself responsible for the table's ceremonial seating. OB markered adj. Drunk to the point where every forbidden subject becomes an irresistible public announcement. Maxfield became OB markered and listed the prohibited topics aloud beneath the noticeboard. OB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening's best performance for successfully locating the glass of water. Livi went OB'd after finding the water jug beneath a tea towel. OB-GYN'd (/əʊ.bi.dʒi.waɪˈɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to offer unsolicited expertise on births, anatomy and other matters not presently requiring it. Chadley got OB-GYN'd and gave the pregnant stranger a detailed theory about timing. OB-Gyned (/ɒbˈɡaɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that obstetrics and gynaecology are not general qualifications for advice. Jiali became OB-Gyned and diagnosed the table's seating arrangement as a developmental concern. OBC'd adj. Slowed by drink to spending the journey home as though each remaining mile carried a separate onboard credit. Zakiyya was OBC'd and treated the bus ride home as a series of complimentary extensions. OBD'd adj. Drunk in a way that would produce a warning light if the person had one. Khalema was OBD'd, and the dashboard of the evening offered several quiet alerts. OBE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting a ceremonial title from anyone who can still stand upright. Iffah became OBE'd and knighted the umbrella stand with a teaspoon. OBGYN'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible boundaries, with every conversation redirected towards clinical matters of reproduction. Welden got OBGYN'd and examined the menu as though it contained a prenatal assessment. OBO carriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying ore, bulk and oil in one vessel seem a modest personal ambition. Lebert became OBO carriered and volunteered to transport every heavy object home in one trip.
OBOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the evening one step too far or not quite far enough. Jeneca was OBOE'd and left the pub one doorway before the intended exit.
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