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open seatinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every chair as available, regardless of who is currently sitting in it. open secreted adj. Having drunk enough to disclose what everyone knows, while lowering your voice for constitutional reasons. Meadie became open secreted and whispered the landlord's name to the landlord. open sesamed adj. Having drunk more than the password permits, and expecting the kebab shop to open by enchantment. open setted adj. You have drunk enough to remain within every nearby possibility, including falling over in any direction. open shopped adj. You are drunk and accepting applications from anyone, including the person already employed to take you home. Madyson was open shopped, offering the taxi job to every passer-by. open slathered adj. Of a drinker: granted unrestricted rein by the evening, and using it chiefly to rearrange the crisps. open soresed adj. Of a drinker who has made private matters public, usually in exchange for half a sandwich. Abdelaziz became open soresed and confided the mortgage arrangements to a stranger. open sourced (/ˈoʊpən ˌsɔɹsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who distributes every thought freely, without documentation, licensing, or apparent testing. Shaqita went open sourced and released her entire evening's reasoning to the room. open sourcerored adj. A drinker who improves the evening collaboratively, chiefly by altering other people's drinks without permission. Saida became open sourcerored and forked the host's punch into an experimental mixture. open spaced adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation has acquired a public park between each sentence. Leeanne went open spaced, leaving generous intervals between the nouns. open sunshined adj. The state of being drunk and entirely exposed to the weather, the company, and the consequences of missing the last bus. Press became open sunshined on the pavement, radiant beneath an unnecessarily clear sky. open syllabled adj. The condition of a drinker who ends every utterance in a vowel, as though consonants required concentration. open systemed adj. The drunkenness of one who joins incompatible components seamlessly, particularly strangers, stories, and rounds. open tabled adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every offered seat and sacramental plate of chips. Faydene became open tabled and welcomed the bar's entire circumference. open textured adj. Softened by drink into a philosophical uncertainty about whether the carpet is level. open timed adj. Sharpened by drink into the brief interval in which a fresh idea might still adhere to you. Zederick was open timed, but the proposed plan failed to bond with him.