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open tuninged adj. Loosened by drink into producing a chord whenever you touch anything with strings, handles, or cutlery. Mabinty went open tuninged and made a chord of the guitar, glass, and teaspoon. open valleyed adj. Emboldened by drink to expose the central flashing of every conversation, then cover it with a coat. open verdicted adj. Slowed by drink to conclude that an offence has occurred, while leaving the culprit to the cloakroom. open visited adj. Drunk and permitting full contact with anyone who approaches, including the person bringing the bill. open wagonned adj. Drunk to the point where you become an uncovered vehicle for carrying miscellaneous belongings home. Maricrus went open wagonned, transporting coats, glasses, and one unclaimed umbrella. open washed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every rinse as a social occasion and invite the room to participate. Daniela got open washed and attempted to include the hand basin in the conversation. open washinged adj. Drunk beyond claiming complete control of your movements while failing every practical test of it. Kyrstan was open washinged, assuring everyone the stairs were accessible before missing one. open watered adj. You are drunk and navigating the room as though shore, islands and other obstructions had been removed. Zahid went open watered and crossed the lounge without recognising the furniture as land. open worlded (/ˌəʊp(ə)n ˈwɜːldd/) adj. Of a drinker: free to traverse every conversation, objective and boundary, while companions quietly abandon the quest. Soheil became open worlded and spent an hour exploring conversations that had no visible conclusion. open wounded adj. Of a drinker who has exposed every private matter to whoever happens to be standing nearby. open-air museumed adj. A drinker who has placed the entire outdoor setting on display, including items others hoped would remain private. open-arsed (/ˈəʊpənɑːsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that sitting down becomes an unplanned display of fruit-like softness. Brexlie went open-arsed on the garden chair and required Shreen to retrieve his coat. open-book contracted adj. The state of being drunk and presenting every expense, grievance and margin for public inspection. Daronta became open-book contracted and itemised the evening for everyone within hearing. open-door policied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every passing acquaintance as entitled to an immediate consultation. open-earednessed adj. Reduced by drink to accept every musical suggestion, including those made by people without instruments. open-end funded adj. Softened by drink into an investment scheme that issues attention freely and redeems none of it.