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Oliverianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the remaining company by proclamation, committee and personal decree. Honeysuckle went Oliverianismed and introduced regulations for the final bowl of crisps. Olivetanned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the kitchen as a monastery and observes silence only between biscuits. Llwyd went Olivetanned and arranged the tea towels according to a rule nobody could discover. Olivetted adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, grape-like condition, best left undisturbed beside the fruit bowl. Jayonn was Olivetted and sank gently into the sofa without disturbing the cushions. Olivier saladed adj. Softened by drink into a mixed household composition, held together chiefly by mayonnaise and good intentions. Cleda became Olivier saladed beside the fridge, where the leftover vegetables seemed reassuringly familiar. Ollapoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a household apothecary, prescribing water and toast from the sofa. Kdynce went Ollapoded and diagnosed the kitchen bin with an excess of last night's supper. Olliemaniaed adj. Loosened by drink into unreserved enthusiasm for an absent authority, delivered at length to the houseplant. Cordez became Olliemaniaed and addressed the basil as though it required a briefing. Ollier diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to grow small, harmless ambitions in inconvenient places, particularly beside the sink. Rajni went Ollier diseased and developed a firm conviction that the washing-up needed reorganising. Olmecked (/ˈɒlmɛkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient monument being carefully built from cushions. Kenyada became Olmecked halfway across the kitchen and sat down beside the dishwasher. Olmsted syndromed adj. Drunk and flexing every finger with care, as though the sofa were an unusually demanding piece of furniture. Thomasena went Olmsted syndromed and inspected each hand before opening the biscuit tin. Olney's bulrushed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a chairmaker's material and standing seems unnecessarily ambitious. Ging was Olney's bulrushed, deeply seated in the sofa with the posture of woven furniture. Olney's lesionsed adj. Drunk enough to regard every minor kitchen sensation as evidence that the brain has filed a formal complaint. Shyloe became Olney's lesionsed and asked whether the kettle had always made that particular noise. Ologisted adj. Too drunk to study any branch of learning, but still capable of appending grand endings to simple words. Filsan got Ologisted and called the sandwich a matter of breadology. Ologunned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary household authority, issuing commands to the fridge and defending the biscuit tin. Apolo went Ologunned and appointed himself guardian of the remaining cheese. Olomouc cheesed adj. Drunk beyond concealment, with a pungency that reaches the kitchen before the person does. Aprilmarie was Olomouc cheesed and left a persuasive atmosphere beside the open fridge. Olsonianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every household decision into a theory requiring a follower and a second glass of water. Amaiya became Olsonianed and proposed a new doctrine for stacking the plates. Oltenianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey from kitchen to sofa acquires unnecessary regional distance. Tynae went Oltenianed and took the long route round the coffee table for no apparent reason.