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operosenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes tedious labour seem the obvious answer to every problem. operositied adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the walk to the taxi rank laborious in both directions. opetided (/ˈəʊptʌɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a season without fasting, and making up for restraint all at once. Shelissa got opetided and ordered dessert as though Lent had personally delayed it. opewayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to navigate the nearest passageway by instinct alone. Christopherjose got opewayed and confidently chose the narrow corridor marked for staff. opgaafed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taxing every item in reach as though collecting revenue. ophaninned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bold decision from venom, and proceeding with both. Zacheus got ophaninned and delivered a poisonous verdict on the pub's perfectly adequate chairs. ophanned adj. Still drunk, and revolving through the room with heavenly confidence and no useful direction. Aiveen remained ophanned, circling the bar while giving directions to people already seated. ophecleided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a low brass announcement whenever you attempt to sit down. ophed adj. The state of being drunk and inexplicably replaced, for the evening, by a small enchanted child. ophelic acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that any dissolved plan can be recovered by adding something stronger. opheliided adj. Having drunk enough to crawl through the evening by feel, while confidently claiming to be swimming. ophelimitied (/ɒf.əˈlɪm.ə.tiːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the satisfaction of finding the cleanest glass outweighs dinner. ophiacanthided (/ˌoʊ.fi.əˈkæn.θɪdd/) adj. Drunk and moving across the carpet in all directions, with no apparent upper surface. ophiacodontided adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes an ancient, sprawling creature to be ruled from its centre. ophiactided adj. Drunk enough to divide the biscuit tin's contents into several small, equally defensible territories. Terie became ophiactided and arranged the biscuits around the television remote. ophiasised adj. Drunk past the point of brushing your hair, leaving the morning to reveal its own wave pattern.