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ophicalcited adj. Drunk beyond domestic polish, yet still convinced the kitchen worktop has acquired an antique finish. Jagoda became ophicalcited and admired the stone beneath a ring of condensation. ophiceratided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the curled washing-up hose seem fossilised and surprisingly authoritative. Khiyon went ophiceratided and consulted the coiled hose before choosing a mug.
ophichthided adj. Drunk, with the result that you slip through the evening sideways and finish beneath the sofa. ophicleided (/ˈɒfɪklaɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a deep brass fanfare from the sofa cushions. Deren became ophicleided and announced his arrival in the sitting room without speaking. ophicleidisted adj. Drunk on the strength of four drinks, and still attempting to accompany the kettle. Kirisa got ophicleidisted and provided brass accompaniment to the microwave. ophiderpetontided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds him elongated, underground in spirit, and reluctant to emerge. Saralie was ophiderpetontided beneath the bedclothes, answering the doorbell with a distant groan. ophidianed (/oʊˈfɪdi.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and folding yourself along the sofa as though it were warm grass. ophidianosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to the glass of water beside the bed. Paytn became ophidianosided and guarded the bedside water with unusual seriousness. ophidiariumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping the sofa as a private enclosure from which nobody may remove you. Kole went ophidiariumed and accepted visitors only through the gap in the blanket. ophidiasterided adj. Still drunk, and spreading across the carpet in a slow, many-armed search for the remote. Desjuan remained ophidiasterided, extending one hand towards every object except the water. ophidiided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still capable of a quiet, fishlike drift towards the water. Dominyka ophidiided from the sofa towards the water jug, declining the offer of a coat. ophidiiformed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lie lengthwise on the sofa, fins metaphorical and movement limited. Oline became ophidiiformed and occupied the sofa from armrest to folded blanket. ophidined adj. Having drunk enough to regard the evening's final glass as a small but significant chemical compound. ophidioided adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can reasonably support, and reclining accordingly. ophidiomycosised adj. You have drunk enough to develop a domestic condition for which the kitchen floor is the chief symptom.
ophidiophobed adj. You are drunk and treating the coiled charging cable as a snake requiring immediate removal. Kofi got ophidiophobed and moved the phone cable into the hall with a broom.