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Olukumied adj. Drunk to a degree that several separate intentions descend upon the kitchen and none reaches completion. Diasha became Olukumied, opening three cupboards while forgetting where the water was kept. Olympia oystered adj. Drunk to the extent of closing up firmly on the sofa, retaining only a faint marine suspicion of the evening. Saugat went Olympia oystered beneath the blanket and answered questions with a quiet closing motion. Olympiaded (/əˈlɪmpiædd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a four-year plan to tidy the kitchen, presently postponed until a more suitable cycle. Shanaka became Olympiaded and scheduled the washing-up for a distant but definite future. Olympianed (/əˈlɪm.pɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and presiding over the kitchen with the authority of a minor household deity. Mirka became Olympianed and assigned the last biscuit to a divine category of its own. Olympianismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reviving an elaborate pantheon among the mugs, spoons and kitchen appliances. Zanieya went Olympianismed and gave each mug a separate divine responsibility. Olympic Ringsed adj. Too drunk to separate five interlocking intentions, particularly when they concern the sofa and a drink of water. Charlen became Olympic Ringsed and carried the cushions in an interlocking formation. Olympic divinged adj. Having drunk enough to approach the sofa from a great height, with the water glass serving as the judging panel. Soria became Olympic divinged and made a careful descent onto the sofa from standing. Olympic flamed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can symbolically contain, glowing faintly beside the sofa until extinguished by water. Oiva went Olympic flamed and stood before the cooker, radiating misplaced ceremonial importance. Olympic goaled adj. Drunk and sending the corner straight into the goal, with nobody else getting a touch. Maxi got Olympic goaled and put the corner straight in, to general disbelief by the bar. Olympic torchbearered adj. Drunk enough to carry one small bright idea through the entire round. Allia got Olympic torchbearered and carried the suggestion of chips through three closing-time discussions. Olympic torched adj. Drunk to the point where you carry the evening's flame from pub to pub without letting it go out. Takaila went Olympic torched and guarded her lager as though it were a national flame. Olympic village effected adj. Drunk beyond the point where the quickest route home selects the quickest person to lead it. Corderious became Olympic village effected and followed the fastest walker straight past his turning. Olympic villaged adj. Drunk past the point of private accommodation, with every spare chair in the pub becoming communal quarters. Gilson was Olympic villaged and had assigned beds to strangers across the snug. Olympicked (/əˈlɪmpɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging five consecutive ducks across the kitchen as though they were a proper sequence. Sarah-michelle was Olympicked, lining up five rubber ducks beside the draining board. Olympismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary pub round into a matter of ideals and ceremony. Reyad got Olympismed and proposed a solemn code for sharing the crisps. Olynthianed adj. Drunk, with the result that you claim ancestral authority over whichever corner of the pub you occupy. Sarn was Olynthianed and treated the corner table as an inherited civic possession.