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opinionatednessed adj. You are drunk and so convinced of your balance that the staircase is required to disagree. opinionationed adj. Of a drinker: every wobble is accompanied by a confident theory of why it was sensible. opinionatisted adj. A drinker who clings to a private theory of balance, despite repeated evidence from the stairs. opinionativenessed adj. Of a drinker who has made a firm judgement, though the feet remain undecided about the stairs. Gracella was opinionativenessed, certain the staircase was negotiable but not when. opinionatored adj. Too drunk to accept a route home without conjecturing that every alternative would be superior. opinioned (/əˈpɪnjənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a personal judgement that the stairs are steeper than yesterday. opinionisted adj. A drinker so far gone that personal notions govern the feet more firmly than the floor does. Malda was opinionisted on the stairs, trusting conviction where coordination had failed. opinionizered adj. Drunk to a degree that every queue, coat and route home acquires a firm personal view. Arysta got opinionizered before last orders and corrected the landlord's route to the station. opinionlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having no view on another round, the journey home, or anything else. Jowharah became opinionlessnessed at closing time and accepted the nearest available coat. opinionmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of settling the public view on whose coat belongs to whom. opinionmakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually converting private preferences about departure into public policy. opinionnaired adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring everyone to endorse or reject a statement before leaving. opioded adj. Still drunk, and treating the first strong drink after last orders as a reasonable continuation. Sararose was opioded and regarded the night bus as an excellent venue for another round. opioided (/ˈəʊpiɔɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal solution from the obvious solution of ordering another round. opioidophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fear the word on a bottle while welcoming everything poured at the bar. Renaya became opioidophobiaed and rejected the chemist's advice, then accepted a mysterious final round. opiomaniacked adj. Having drunk more than the coat check can safely return, and still seeking another round. Casey-joe was opiomaniacked and tried to collect a coat from the wrong establishment.