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oppahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning elder-brother status to whoever appears most composed. opparied adj. Drunk by closing time, and composing an impromptu lament for decisions still under consideration. Nooh went opparied and sang mournfully about ordering another curry. opped (/ɒpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an opponent's silence, and mistaking it for surrender. Ariebella got opped and challenged the coat stand to a final negotiation. oppeliided adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a mineral family explains the structure of the evening. oppenheimerited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from a well-reasoned basis for a purchase. oppidanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave like a town dweller defending an ancient settlement from imaginary raiders. Malette became oppidanned and fortified the table with menus against an approaching birthday party. oppidumed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a large defended settlement for a practical place to spend the night. oppied adj. A drinker who has mistaken the coatroom for a bargain shop and is negotiating over abandoned scarves. oppignerationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening warrants and pledging possessions in exchange for one confident idea. Johnesia became oppignerationed and offered her umbrella as security for another round. oppignorationed adj. You have drunk enough to pawn tomorrow's practical arrangements for tonight's emphatic conclusion. oppilationed (/ɒpɪˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface in the kitchen is occupied by one more glass, plate, or explanation. Amaima came home oppilationed and filled the kitchen worktop with carefully aligned tumblers. oppilatived adj. Drunk enough to seal every pore against the morning, preferably beneath a duvet and near a glass of water. oppinged adj. Drunk past the point of appointing yourself kitchen operator, with authority over taps, cupboards, and the kettle. oppletioned adj. Drunk beyond the capacity of the stomach, the sink, and the bedside table to take anything further. Cevanna arrived oppletioned and regarded the glass of water as a logistical challenge. oppo researched adj. Drunk, with the result that the household's private history is assembled from receipts, fridge notes, and old takeaway menus. oppoed (/ˈɒ.pəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest cushion a friend, associate, and colleague. Jeniffer became oppoed and spent the evening confiding in a cushion beside the lamp.