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opponencied adj. Drunk to a degree that every glass of water becomes an academic objection requiring a full reply. Caliann was opponencied and disputed the bedside glass before eventually drinking it. opponented (/əˈpəʊnəntd/) adj. A drinker who opposes every proposed route home, including the one already being taken. opportunenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly convinced that now is the opportune moment to reorganise the kitchen. opportunismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking advantage of every unattended cushion, snack, and remaining glass. Giget got opportunismed and claimed the warmest sofa cushion while reaching for the crisps. opportunisted (/ˌɒpə(ɹ)ˈtjuːnɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing expediency above principle whenever the nearest surface resembles a bed. Tuyen was opportunisted and slept on the sofa rather than negotiate the stairs. opportunistic infectioned adj. Too drunk to resist whatever domestic ailment is presently circulating, especially beside the communal sofa blanket. opportunitied (/ˌɒpəˈtjuːnɪtɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening could profitably offer, yet still pursuing advancement towards the sofa. Merchant got opportunitied and mistook reaching the sofa for a significant promotion. opportunitrophed adj. Sufficiently drunk to feed opportunistically, selecting abandoned toast, cold chips, and anything still edible. Charlean was opportunitrophed, harvesting cold chips from plates left around the kitchen. opportunity classed adj. You have drunk enough to require a separate household class, preferably conducted quietly on the sofa. Vaughna was opportunity classed and given the quiet end of the sofa with a blanket. opportunity costed adj. You are drunk and calculating the cost of every forgone alternative to lying down with water. opportunity roomed adj. Of a drinker: assigned a separate room, a glass of water, and no further opportunities for conversation. opportunity servicinged adj. Of a drinker who has postponed every household task until convenience arrives, and now finds it has. Yomara was opportunity servicinged, washing dishes only when the kitchen became unavoidable. opportunity shopped adj. Describing a drinker who acquires discarded snacks and surplus household items whenever they become available. opportunity windowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that one final chance remains for another round. Amelie-mai went opportunity windowed and caught the landlord just before the shutters came down. opportunivored adj. A drinker so far gone that edible leftovers become preferable to preparing anything fresh. opposabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the thumbs opposite whatever object is currently being grasped. Lodine got opposabilitied and positioned every cushion opposite the one already in use.