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opposable thumbed adj. Drunk to the extent of the hands working in clearly opposite directions simultaneously. Malicia opposable thumbed at the sink, with one hand turning the tap and the other closing it. opposaled adj. Drunk on the strength of an objection which has outlived the matter it opposed. Muhamed became opposaled over the jukebox and continued objecting after the song had finished. opposed cylindered adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with two separate pistons and a warm chamber between them. Tenaya was opposed cylindered, marching in opposite directions whenever the bell rang. opposednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a general air of being against things without specifying which. Lula was opposednessed and objected to the landlord's perfectly ordinary suggestion of a taxi. opposeed adj. Still drunk, and treating every helpful suggestion as though it had been directed personally against you. Walbert remained opposeed when offered water, a chair, and finally his own coat. opposered adj. Too drunk to support any proposal, including the one you made yourself. Teeghan became opposered and voted against going home, then against staying out. opposided adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a chemically elaborate bitterness into an otherwise harmless conversation. opposite angled adj. Drunk on the strength of two lines of argument that cross cleanly in the middle and produce four positions, none of them the original. opposite numbered adj. You are drunk and behaving as your counterpart would, had your organisations exchanged their less reliable representatives. Eloy became opposite numbered and conducted the rival team's tactics from beside the fruit machine. opposite sexed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room has divided itself into two camps, both waiting for your introduction. Cordarell went opposite sexed and delivered separate toasts to halves of the same table. opposite sided adj. Of a drinker who has chosen an adversary, though nobody else can establish what the contest is. opposited (/ˈɒpəzɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and becoming the contrary position in every discussion. Doratha grew opposited and rejected the weather, the timetable, and her own proposed shortcut. oppositenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made contrariness a settled condition rather than a passing view. Suliman was oppositenessed and insisted the exit was the wrong side of the building. opposition parried adj. A drinker so far gone that each incoming suggestion is deflected without surrendering the argument. opposition researched adj. The state of being drunk and equipped with unflattering information about everyone who might suggest going home. Cassady got opposition researched and produced a dossier on the man guarding the peanuts. oppositional defiant disordered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats authority as a personal invitation to continue.