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opticisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every reflection requires study before the next round can be considered. opticitied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the evening by how actively each drink alters the room.
opticked (/ˈɒp.tɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to noticing one eye at a time. Simms grew opticked and examined the barman first with one eye, then the other. optigraphed adj. The drunkenness of one who sketches the route home while looking sideways at the landscape. optimacied adj. Reduced by drink to government by the nobility, with the oldest regular at the bar issuing directions. Derell was optimacied and accepted the doorman's ruling on coats without appeal. optimaled (/ˈɒptɪməld/) adj. Softened by drink into the best available version of a person for carrying coats home. optimalisationed adj. Slowed by drink to improve every departure until the opportunity to leave has disappeared. Arkel was optimalisationed, refining the taxi plan until the taxi had gone. optimalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that this pub, this round and this route are better than alternatives. Yani was optimalismed and defended the closed pub as superior to every open one. optimalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where the best course is whichever one leads towards a taxi. Cloteen was optimalitied and selected the nearest illuminated vehicle as the solution. optimality theoried adj. Emboldened by drink to resolve conflicting constraints by giving the loudest one another round. Henlie was optimality theoried and balanced last orders against the urgent need for chips. optimalizationed adj. The state of being drunk and operating each part of the evening for maximum quality, by a definition known only to oneself. Wera became optimalizationed and optimised the pub crawl into a single prolonged visit. optimated (/ˈɒptɪmeɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary pub business as the hereditary privilege of an ancient ruling caste. Eulonda became optimated and objected when the barmaid addressed her without suitable deference. optimationed (/ˌɒptɪˈmeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with any further improvement, despite repeated administrative attempts to achieve it. Koleton became optimationed and rearranged the crisps according to a superior system. optimed (/ˈɒptɪmeɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to graduate with honours, though the distinction between senior and junior is no longer recoverable. optimedinned adj. You are drunk and possessed of a nasal apparatus whose purpose remains obscure but evidently consequential.
optimetered adj. Of a drinker: measuring every fixed object with interferometric seriousness, and finding the room imperfectly calibrated.
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