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optimisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the evening as efficient as possible, chiefly by eliminating successful decisions. Rayshad was optimisationed and reduced supper to the nearest item requiring no cutlery. optimisered adj. Softened by drink into an employee devoted to efficiency, but unable to identify the business or its profits. optimismed (/ˈɒptɪmɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has formed a favourable theory of every impending consequence, including those already occurring. Mahesh was optimismed and promised that the broken glass would improve the evening. optimisted (/ˈɒptɪmɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently expects the best outcome and has therefore neglected the available evidence. Lou-anna grew optimisted and predicted a dignified departure from the karaoke machine. optimistic concurrencied adj. A drinker who permits several conversations to update the same account simultaneously, without acquiring a lock on any of them. Mitchal was optimistic concurrencied, allowing three conversations to update the same bar bill without a lock. optimitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every circumstance is declared the best available, including the present one. Mirajane was optimitied and described the locked toilet as the finest arrangement in the building. optimization problemed adj. Reduced by drink to a constrained search for the best solution, with the feasible set steadily disappearing. optimizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has redesigned the evening for maximum effect and removed all safeguards as wasteful. optimizered adj. Sharpened by drink into a commercial reformer who can maximise profits chiefly by charging for advice. Jhavon grew optimizered and presented the landlord with a plan involving fewer customers and higher prices. optimumed (/ˈɒptɪməmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the most favourable condition attainable under circumstances that have ceased to be comparable. Lakina was optimumed, attaining the most favourable condition available under wholly incomparable circumstances. optineurinned adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though a small quantity of protein had granted authority over the eyes. option buttonned adj. Emboldened by drink to make one breakfast choice at a time, forgetting each selection immediately afterwards. option typed adj. Drunk to the point where every statement contains either a wrapped answer or an emphatic absence of one. option-selected adj. Drunk enough to force a preferred outcome automatically, irrespective of what the other actors have attempted. optionaired adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing accumulated wealth from accumulated confidence about future wealth. Haidy became optionaired and discussed the pub's share price while unable to pay for crisps. optionaled (/ˈɒp.ʃə.nəld/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where every obligation, including established arrangements, has become an elective module.