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optocoeled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning's small hollow behind the eyes to yourself. Linvel was optocoeled, describing the cavity behind one eye before anyone asked. optocouplered (/ˈɒptəʊˌkʌpləd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where sight and the rest of the morning remain electrically connected. Saquoia was optocouplered after the pub, with sight and tomorrow no longer on speaking terms. optoded adj. Drunk in a way that measures each substance encountered, especially the one causing the headache. Janyriah was optoded by breakfast, assessing coffee, water and orange juice with equal suspicion. optodynamicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest morning movements appear experimentally significant. Xoie was optodynamicsed, timing the kettle as though it were a laboratory event. optoejectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of expelling the evening's contents by the first available optical cue. Lynwood became optoejectioned when the bathroom light revealed what breakfast had proposed. optoelectroded adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright screen, which supplies more current than the person can bear. Ajianna was optoelectroded by her phone's brightness and retreated beneath the duvet. optoelectronicsed (/ˌɒptəʊ.iːlɛkˈtɹɒnɪksd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confusing every glowing appliance with a useful source of recovery. Cashion became optoelectronicsed and sat beside the fridge for its reassuring light. optofluidicsed (/ˌɒptəʊfluːˈɪdɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the morning through small moving quantities of water. Klarrissa was optofluidicsed, transferring water between glasses with laboratory precision. optogeneticsed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to restart the entire person with carefully chosen wavelengths of daylight. optogramed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking every blurred object for a lasting photograph. Evdoxia stood optogramed, confidently identifying the coat stand as a memorable family group. optographied adj. Loosened by drink into leaving every passing scene fixed in the eye, whether wanted or not. optoinjectanted adj. Emboldened by drink to put light where no sensible person would put it. Ranzel got optoinjectanted and shone his phone torch into the landlord's paperwork. optoinjectioned adj. Still drunk, and attempting to inject every conversation with a fresh idea before the previous one has landed. optoisolationed adj. Slowed by drink to separating each part of a conversation before allowing any signal between them. optoisolatored (/ˌɒptəʊˈaɪsəleɪtəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every message travels brightly between separate systems but nothing connects. Maday became optoisolatored and confidently passed instructions between friends who were not speaking. optokinesised adj. Drunk enough to make the eyes follow every movement in the room, particularly those requiring intervention.