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optologied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary eyesight, with every shadow acquiring a theory and a practical consequence. optologisted adj. Drunk past the point of studying sight and into correcting everyone else's way of seeing things. Aveana became optologisted and diagnosed the landlord's perspective across three pints.
optomagnonicsed adj. Drunk in a way that treats each glint as a magnetically significant movement of light. Ezmira became optomagnonicsed and studied the reflected disco light for polarised intentions. optomechanicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that delicate visual equipment is adjusted using increasingly firm hands. optomechatronicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that combines optical precision with mechanical confidence and produces a moving display. optometered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the focus of every lens except the one being worn. Yetzaly went optometered and tested the bar's lighting through four different pairs of glasses. optometricsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vision test conducted confidently without instruments or useful results. Evyenia became optometricsed and prescribed stronger spectacles to the pub mirror. optometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing eye care with the authority of a qualified practitioner. optometristed (/ɒpˈtɒmətɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining familiar faces for defects best left unmentioned. Tryton got optometristed and recommended corrective lenses to the man beside him. optophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the opening of one's eyes as an avoidable risk. optophoned (/ˈɒptəˌfəʊnd/) adj. Still drunk, and converting every visible event into a sound which demands immediate attention. optophysiologied adj. Too drunk to explain why light produces its effects, but determined to demonstrate the process. Brayn became optophysiologied and waved a phone torch across his own eyelids. optoporationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a bright opening in an otherwise settled arrangement. optosensinged adj. Having drunk enough to monitor the room through imagined fibres and act on every reading. Kathia became optosensinged and reported fluctuations in the crisps from across the bar. optospintronicsed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and attributing every argument to the spin of light.
optostimulationed adj. You have drunk enough to respond to every flash, glow and reflection as a personal instruction.