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oral allergy syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a harmless piece of fruit as an alarming attack on the mouth. Nicholina was oral allergy syndromed, eyeing the grapes as though they had previous form. oral argumented adj. Having drunk more than a solicitor should, and answering every question put by an imaginary judge. Carmin was oral argumented, addressing the fruit machine as though it were on the bench. oral availabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to believe every remedy works better when taken by mouth, including the garnish. oral candidiasised adj. You are drunk and developing a pub-wide concern about the state of your mouth. Marquan was oral candidiasised, asking three strangers whether his tongue looked unusual. oral cavitied adj. Of a drinker: all available space between tongue, teeth and palate has been assigned to conversation. Omari was oral cavitied, filling the snug with a detailed account of his bus journey. oral exammed adj. Describing a drinker who turns every conversation into an assessment conducted by persistent questioning. Verdi was oral exammed, testing the barman on regional names for bread rolls. oral glucosed adj. A drinker who requires immediate sweetness and considers a sachet of sugar a sensible intervention. Nealon was oral glucosed, stirring three sugars into tea intended for someone else. oral gratificationed adj. The state of being drunk and seeking satisfaction chiefly through snacks, cigarettes and another drink. oral historied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted personal recollection into a lengthy interview for the table. Nivaan was oral historied, preserving his first job in spoken detail for the barmaid. oral hygiened adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun cleaning the mouth with lager, mints and unsolicited dental advice. Jiovany was oral hygiened, offering breath-related guidance beside the hand dryer. oral lored adj. Reduced by drink to preserving pub wisdom verbally, whether requested or not. Sibyle was oral lored, passing down the accepted method for settling a disputed round. oral mucositised adj. Softened by drink into treating the mouth as an inflamed cushion for indistinct opinions. Danyall was oral mucositised, speaking gently through chips and a swollen sense of importance. oral myologied adj. Sharpened by drink into exercising the mouth and facial muscles through relentless enunciation. Reidin was oral myologied, demonstrating each consonant to the bemused darts team. oral sexed adj. Drunk and attempting intimacy by mouth, with the discretion normally associated with a pub quiz. oral staged adj. Having drunk more than an infant, yet requiring the immediate comfort of something soft to chew. oral surgeoned adj. You have drunk enough to inspect everyone's teeth professionally, beginning with your own reflection.