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OoA'd adj. A drinker who has migrated from the sitting room to Africa, by the shortest available route. Jestine went OoA'd and began explaining human migration to the umbrella stand. Oompa Loompaed (/ˈuːmpə ˈluːmpəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to organise the room into small manufacturing teams, chiefly for confectionery nobody requested. Karyane became Oompa Loompaed and assigned Creede to quality control of the biscuits. Oopacked adj. Having drunk more than tea can reasonably account for, and insisting the distinction matters to everyone present. Oneshia got Oopacked and lectured the table on the proper colour of black tea. Oopaked adj. You have drunk enough to require the alternative spelling before anyone can safely record what happened. Lakedria became Oopaked and corrected Abbygaile’s spelling on the back of a receipt. Ooriyaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an obsolete terminology and is determined to preserve it conversationally. Ryleeanne became Ooriyaed and used an antiquated name for the region throughout dinner. Oorlamed adj. You are drunk and have made the mixed company at the table responsible for settling every remaining disagreement. Yaindhi was Oorlamed and appointed Geneviev mediator of an argument about coat hooks. Oort clouded adj. Having drunk more than the company could follow, and receding gradually into distant, unanswerable thoughts. Shanieka went Oort clouded during supper and answered each question from somewhere beyond the table. Ooryaed adj. You are drunk and addressing everyone as though a regional identity were essential to the introduction. Icarus became Ooryaed and explained his supposed Odisha connection to the entire smoking area. OpConned adj. Drunk, with the result that operational control has passed to whoever brings the water. Adenn was OpConned and surrendered the evening's management to his sister and the sofa. OpExed adj. Drunk to a degree that treats every domestic action as an operating expense. Chrishonna was OpExed and calculated the cost of standing up before requesting water. Opataed adj. Of a drinker: present in numbers, though none can agree who is meant to lead the walk home. Pledger was Opataed, and Kanira spent the evening counting companions before each departure. Opelousaed adj. Drunk to the point where the assembled company has been organised into an entirely unnecessary council. Johnallen became Opelousaed and gave each guest a speaking order. Open Gamed adj. Describing a drinker who has opened the conversation on both sides and left the centre undefended. Rossanna went Open Gamed and invited Aaronjoseph to attack the subject from either flank. Ophianed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing serpents in ordinary gestures and announcing the discovery to the table. Maysaa went Ophianed and identified Thalia’s scarf as a theological warning. Ophiotaurused adj. Reduced by drink to a divided creature: placid at one end, quietly destructive at the other. Riverlyn was Ophiotaurused, charming at the bar and overturning chairs behind Rosenell. Ophismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every explanation offered, provided it includes a snake and another round. Deidria became Ophismed and accepted Khalaf’s implausible account of the missing umbrella.