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orbituded adj. Still drunk, and conducting the household in the quiet, parentless manner of someone awaiting instructions. Kacie-rose remained orbituded on the sofa, asking who had authorised the lights. orbivirused adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening from room to room, leaving small disturbances wherever it lands. orbleted adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, round presence beneath a blanket, requiring water by hand. orbofibanned adj. Having drunk more than the platelets can reasonably explain, and clotting to the sofa. Lawaia was orbofibanned after supper, fixed firmly to the sofa with the remote beside her. orbuculumed adj. You have drunk enough to consult the crystal ball about whether the kettle is switched on. Anguel became orbuculumed and peered into the water jug for tomorrow's prospects. orbweavered adj. Of a drinker: patiently spun into a household web, with every route ending at the sofa. orbwebed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk, ensnared in the evening's fine domestic threads and unable to leave the sofa. orcaed (/ˈɔːkəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and breaching repeatedly from the sofa for snacks, then returning beneath the blanket. orced (/ɔːkd/) adj. A drinker who circles the sofa broadly, making room for nobody and apologising to the cushions. Dalexa was orced by midnight, rolling heavily from the armchair towards the tap. orceined adj. The condition of a drinker who has changed colour in the kitchen light and stained the evening accordingly. Stearl looked orceined beneath the blue lamp, holding a glass of water like a specimen. orcelited adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled, orange-white and immovable, among the sofa cushions. orcessed adj. Reduced by drink to a domestic warrior who guards the last clean glass from all comers. Jamesdaniel was orcessed on the sofa, defending the water glass with quiet conviction. orch dorked adj. Softened by drink into a school orchestra member who conducts the kettle and misses every entrance. Jovanne was orch dorked on the sofa, conducting the boiling kettle with a breadstick. orchalled adj. Drunk to the point where every purple object acquires a specimen label. Ciri grew orchalled and labelled the napkins according to their imagined lichen content. orchaneted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor stumble acquires the colour and permanence of an official event. Fearghas went orchaneted and reported his contact with the banister as a notable public incident. orchard grassed adj. You have drunk enough to lie across the beer garden like long, useful meadow grass. Yamani was orchard grassed beside the pub wall, apparently improving the soil.